Hats Off… A Total Badass Has Left The Stage…

by Kevin Charnas on April 22, 2016

prince - the genius



Dumb Ass Mo Fo Cherry Pickers

by Kevin Charnas on April 21, 2016

Okay… Go ahead and cherry pick. That way we’ll know you’re ignorant and delusional right off the bat.



Oatmeal Is Not Foreplay (Okay, Sometimes it is…)

by Kevin Charnas on April 17, 2016

Poor Wen has been itching and scratching for 2 weeks, so at the suggestion of my Vet, I’m getting ready to get naked in the bathtub with this little hottie and a pot of warm oatmeal… to pour over her… and to work into her fur… and let dry… You’re jealous. Don’t lie… (and just look at her… little does she know… she’s gonna be all, “WTF, BISH?! YOU JUST SMEARED OATMEAL IN BOTH OUR PRIVS!! Oh… Wait a minute… Is this foreplay or something?”) NO, WENNIE!! IT’S NOT!! She’s naughty… :(

Wen in wicker

AND the email I sent the Vet post-oatmealageddon, “Oh… my… GOD…

There is oatmeal EVERY WHERE.


It’s on the bathroom sink, the toilet, the baseboards, 4 feet up in the air on the shower curtain, on the walls, the rugs in the house, my bedspread, my pillows, her bed, her pillows… blankets in the living room… I think I used too much water… Is it suppose to be so pasty? Omg.

AND she’s still itching the living daylights out of herself… And now eating oatmeal. Is that going to give her the shits?

And I have oatmeal smeared in my privs.

Thanks a lot. I’m going to choke you.”

He replied, “You’re just suppose to do a little bit. It’s suppose to be a tea, not porridge. Why do you have it smeared on your peeper…?”

Okay. So, I didn’t tell him about my privs and he didn’t inquire about my peeper…




And at 1:40? Dude goes bonkers and starts to own everythang…




That Lego Gonna Be Prego

by Kevin Charnas on April 16, 2016

So, so sweet…

*big sigh* :)



Okay… One More Time…? Please?

by Kevin Charnas on April 14, 2016

An incredible Magnolia 12 hours before bullshit strikes…

It looked like someone took a blow torch to it the very next day… Because…


Mez and Wen in April snow
Gomez and Wednesday were all, “This is total bullshit, dude. NO ONE wants to put their hoo-haa in the snow to go wee. Well,… ALMOST no one. Dad likes it on Friday nights sometimes…”

April snow

April snow1

So… Yeah… Let’s try Spring again…



Completely Sweet…

by Kevin Charnas on April 13, 2016

There are a lot of really, really cool people out there.

And I don’t want to forget that…



Costco’s going to be a bloodbath

by Kevin Charnas on April 12, 2016

“I can say ‘pant’s”…


I… can’t… breathe…



tuesday morning Gwen

by Kevin Charnas on April 12, 2016



Some Sunday Morning Worship

by Kevin Charnas on April 10, 2016

“Dust stirred by heavy elephant footsteps is shot through with light as the sun rises over Surin, Thailand. Communities in Surin traditionally raised, trained, and lived with elephants, which were kept primarily as working animals. Today, however, the elephants, though still an integral part of Surin tradition, are trained primarily to entertain tourists.”

(source of photo and text: National Geographic Photo of the Day)