Turtle Wax... And Wax, And Wax, And Wax...

This disturbing and rather mesmerizing contribution comes to us from Miles by way of our dashing correspondent in D.C. That's right! Dickie!! Thanks, Dickie and Miles!

"uuuuhhhh-heh uuuhhhhh-heh uuuuhhhh-heh.... ..... ........ ...... uuuuhhh-heh"

I couldn't have said it better myself. I just hope that I look a bit more hot and sexy when I'm "saying" it. 'Cause dude... DUDE. HOW EMBARRASSING.

Unless, of course, you knew that you were being filmed. Then in that case, right on, brother! TELL THAT TURTLE BISH WHO'S BOSS!! YEAH! WHO'S YOUR TURTY? WHO'S YOUR TURTY? Oh... Little naughty turty-ho like that? Yeah? You like the way I spank your shell, huh? YEAH??? You liked the way I rammed my head into that step before I got all busy tagging your ass?? YEAH?? WELL, THAT HURT, BISH! THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY!! Dang.

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Protecting And Respecting LIFE