Who Not To Invite

WHAT... an asshole.


(I can't help it, I must admit that there's a part of me that wishes to know her.)

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Surprise, Honey! Look At What I Can Do!

Oohhh... It's MUSIC that makes you lose control...

I couldn't breathe the first thirty times I saw this. She's so excited to surprise him. Then the way he looks at the empty box on the sofa with apprehension like, "Uh-oh. Now, what..."

And once she kicked off her shoes, I knew it was all downhill from there.

I can identify with this poor thing.

Friday night, the last words Will said to me before he rolled over and went to sleep were, "Your name is not "Carlisle". I don't want to see your "kitty", because you don't have one, you're a boy. Now, Good Night."

SEE? Just throw me down the basement stairs AND PISS ON MY HEAD, WHY DON'T YOU!! So much for role-playing...

Me and that poor thing pole dancing, well... we're like sisters-in-arms, we are.


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