Chasing Pirates, Bishes...

Thanks, Bubba! For this fantastic contribution... I love it. And I love her too. And her voice just makes me want to tear my pants off. She's so damn cute I can hardly STAND IT, BISHES!!


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'CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER, BISHES!! dang...

And now, it's classic.

The only part of this video I could do without is when Michael is eating popcorn with his mouth open in the theater. It makes me want to slap the geri curl right off his head.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ALL YOU CRAZY, MUMMIFIED BISHES!

MMUUWWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!!!!


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AND NOW WE MASH!! MMUUWAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Happy Halloween, all you Monsters out there!

RAH! RAH! SIS-BOOM-BAA!! TEAR OFF YOUR PANTIES, RIP OFF YOUR BRA!! IT'S TIME TO MASH, MY LOVELY CREATURES... MASH, I SAY!!!

MUUWWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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What's Yours?

(Copyright - The New Yorker)


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ATTENTION, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE... ALL GHOULS IN THE NORTH, PLEASE REPORT TO GHOULTIDE GATHERING. I REPEAT...

Ghoultide Gathering, Bishes!




So, Will was selected to have some of his work appear in Early American Life, which was very cool. (His post on being selected.)

While I'm still being considered for "The Biggest American Jackass Life". It will be SUCH an honor if I'm selected because there are so many others in the running.



One of two pieces that Will created that was selected to appear in the magazine was "Mother Shipton" (one of the first recorded Witches).



And she's simply amazing... The detail just blows my panties off. Truly. They're hanging off the lamp across the room from where I'm sitting right now. Of course, everything is hand-sculpted, hand sewn and made from scratch. And Mother Shipton will be accompanying Will up to Michigan for Ghoultide Gathering. So, if you're in the area and able, you should go and spank Will on his bottom for me.



***William Bezek

***Ghoultide Gathering!

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I Think I Just Shit The Bed, Fred...

Suddenly, I wish to be scared out of my gourd.

Which, I happen to find to be a rather odd saying...

Because my head is not a marrow (which is a white-fleshed green-skinned gourd, which is eaten as a vegetable, in case you're wondering... like I was...), a squash, pumpkin, melon, OR A CUCUMBER, BISHES!!! MMM-KKAAYY??

But still, I wish to be scared out of my fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.

So, I think that means I wish to be frightened until you eat me.

But, I could be wrong.


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