Lobster Bish

This knee-jittering, high-steppin', hip-hollerin' contribution comes to us from our charming correspondent in The Windy City... Thanks, Mark!

And where would I like to spend 7 evenings a week for dinner? This crazy bish's house of course...

Okay, well at least 3 evenings... Although, I can't eat lobster. But then again, I really wouldn't be going for the food now, would I?

And by the way, I'm fucking serious. I want to go over her house for dinner. Like, right now.

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