A Collection Of WTFs For Wednesday... #2
Let me guess, Mr. Potter... Your wand fell in Ron's lap. How convenient... So, one more guess... "He Who Must Not Be Named" is getting bigger and difficult to control, isn't he? I KNEW IT!!!
Tastes like chicken.
Seriously. Those are my sentiments exactly.
"UUUuuhhhhh...!" Dude... Nice tongue. And how about the woman in the path of that ball? She's either planning to bite it, or lose some teeth.
I don't know either, okay? All I know is that if I were a troll, I'd be all "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING BONG RIGHT NOW!". And I'd be getting high 24/7.
Holy shit. Is someone planning on cutting the world in half and didn't tell me? (And sometimes I have trouble building a fire...)
Well, you know what? Never fear! I know JUST what "Super Friend" to call to battle Dr. Evil's "Giant Ass Saw Thing"!
That's RIGHT!
"Horned-Kneecap-Ring-Tits-Giant-Ass-Saw-Thing-Dildo-Strap-On-Ninja-Bish-With-A-Rat-Tail" to the rescue!! You thought of her too, didn't you? Don't lie... See? You can always count on her. (Who... the fuck... is SHE?? Like... Wonder Woman's porno, crab-infested, Asian, ninja-sister? She seriously scares me. Like, I mean it.)
Well, while we're on the subject,
That's it, Kirk. Hit him over the head with a giant rock dildo. OR were you? Were you... you know... having a "party" and no one else was invited? Dude.
After the last two pics, is there any wonder why there was a drastic increase in fisting? (While "ass to mouth" has actually decreased. Nice.) But seriously, what the hell happened in January 2006 that anal fisting went through... umm... the roof?
And I'm scared again. Somebody... Hold me. Damn, I bet Dildo-Ninja-Bish up there would have that thing for lunch. Like, she'd be all, "WWAAAA!!! SHAAZZAMM!!" And it'd be in the toaster. Or her butt.
Thank god he saved her.
And.... KICK!
And stretch... and hold... 2... 3...
And... PISS!
Smooth move, asshole. Umm... I believe that would be thumbs down...
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Labels: Asian Man Eats People, Giant Dildos, I'm Pretty Sure I'm Crazy, Ninja Bish, Rescuing Blow-up Dolls, Tongues, Trolls Getting High, Wet Spots, WTF?
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 11:57 AM
4 Comments:
I'd still tax that Asian ass like I wuz the government
Dang, Cuz... I have a feeling that with that... curb-feeler thing comin' off her pie, she'd be taxing yo ass.
I can't know this for certain, mind you. But, I have a strong suspicion.
I am fairly certain the giant ass saw thing came out of the vajune of the Asian sex Xena.
beware your junk, boys
Flutter - That's what I'm talkin' about. I think she eats people's peepees for snacks.
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