Holiday Shopping

Will and I CAN'T STAND the whole notion of "Black Friday". We actually abhor it. All the commercialization, the advertising being shoved down our throats, people going crazy and breaking one another's limbs over toys that they're told to buy. I fucking hate it.

I just asked Will, jokingly, "Hey, let's go shopping."

And he replied, "Umm... I just don't feel like being trampled to death today. Maybe another time."

Now, if we could set up a couple of lounge chairs in a parking lot, start a little fire in a chiminea, open a nice bottle of Bordeaux, with some Camembert or brie, or Doritos, and sit back and watch civilized interaction between humans such as above? I'd be there by 6 a.m.


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