Rush Limbaugh Becomes A Liability And Obama Likes To Ride Unicorns Naked

ST. LOUIS – "Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been dropped from a group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams."

Ohhh.... Poor Lushie Limplog. He's become a liability.

The jackass said, "This is not about the NFL, it's not about the St. Louis Rams, it's not about me. This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country, wherever you find them, in the media, the Democrat Party, or wherever, to destroy conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as a conservative.

"Therefore, this is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we're going to have."

Oh honey... no. It's NOT about "the future of the United States of America", you delusional nitwit. It's about you, really. Just you. You're an ass. And people are finally acting accordingly. They're called consequences, fuckface.

And besides, consequences happen to everybody. Remember when the Dixie Chicks spoke out against George W's administration? Yeah? Well, besides it turning out that the Dixie Chicks were actually right, people stomped on their CD's and burned them. They had a RIGHT to do so, no matter how juvenile it was. So, the Dixie Chicks suffered consequences for their words and actions.

And you're no different.


Now, onto President Obama naked on a unicorn...




You thought I was kidding...

And NAKED President Obama AND HIS UNICORN SAVE THE DAY BY BLASTING


BLIMPY LIMBAUGH INTO THE AIR!!! YYEEAAHHH!! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLE!!! (what the fuck IS THIS?)


And after so much work



They went on vacation to Hawaii. Both of them. Together. The Unicorn and President Obama. Naked. And the Unicorn put sunscreen on the President's back. Or lubed his hole. I'm not really sure which. We'll have to ask "Dan Lacey".

Paintings by Dan Lacey

Dudes and Dudettes?? Seriously? I think I want to buy one of these. Just because.


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