I Think I Just Shit The Bed, Fred...
Suddenly, I wish to be scared out of my gourd.
Which, I happen to find to be a rather odd saying...
Because my head is not a marrow (which is a white-fleshed green-skinned gourd, which is eaten as a vegetable, in case you're wondering... like I was...), a squash, pumpkin, melon, OR A CUCUMBER, BISHES!!! MMM-KKAAYY??
But still, I wish to be scared out of my fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.
So, I think that means I wish to be frightened until you eat me.
But, I could be wrong.
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Labels: Halloween In My Pants, Horror Movies, Paranormal Activity, Party In My Pants, Poltergeists, Scared Out Of My Gourd, Shit My Pants, Suspense
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 8:39 AM
4 Comments:
You want to be afraid?
Oh the smartass things running through my head right now.
But I'll just leave you with this...
Next time you open your front door, that naked, almost 40 year old standing there just might be me.
And I've given birth a few times so gravity has done it's job.
How's that for scary?
Though what may be scarier is my horrific use of an apostrophe above.
I humbly apologize to the grammar gods.
I so love a scary movie. LOVE
Mamma - STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW, LADY. I bet you're beautiful. How could any mother not be? Mother Goddess, you. Don't let Madison Avenue tell you that you're supposed to be 5 pounds and looking more like a 12 year old boy than a beautiful, powerful woman. Shhiitttt....
Flutter - and what was REALLY SCARY was when they showed them in bed sleeping and one of them kept blasting big farts ruffling the sheets!! That really SCUURRED ME. Sshhiiitttt....
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