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Friday, September 18, 2009

DUMB'S DAY AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE MIND AS WE KNEW IT

oh my god...

oh. my. god.

i'm dying here.

I'M DYING HERE, BISHES!! DO YOU HEAR ME???

DYING!

The following video is disturbing, but completely mesmerizing and once I picked my strong, sexy, defined yet sophisticated jaw (my pointy chin) up off the floor, I must admit I began to snicker. And after the shock wore off, I can't help guffawing at these people... It leads me to believe that when people like this have diarrhea, they must rub their 4 brain cells together to remind themselves that they're actually not melting.

"MMAAA!! WHAT'S HHAAPPENIN'?? I'M MELTIN'!!"

Ma, "Oh Junior, we done beeen through dis beefor. Ya gots the sheets is all."

Junior, "Oh... tha's right. I remembers nows, Mama. Well, thanks baby Jesus. Thanks for not meltin' me and my Ma. Even though it smells like we is. Aamen. And puleeze tell Santa I said, "Hi". Now, aamen."




There's just too many wonderful things to quote from this footage. But, here's a few;

"BOYCOTT HOLLYWOOD AND ALL OF THE COMMIES!!! MCCARTHY AND JOHN WAYNE WERE RIGHT!!"

"STOP THE SPENDING OR LEARN CHINESE!!"

"IIii'addd liiike to see a Chreeestiiun in the Whiiite House."

And look for her later in the clip (she won't be difficult to spot), when she starts crying it's just so fucking money.

The CZAR comments are truly awe-inspiring...

And my favorite?

"It hasn't even been a year yet and he's destroyed MOST of the country! I mean, come on! That's crazy!"

You guys, it's true. I mean... this is my neighborhood since Barack took office in January,




And the White House has honed a laser that just this morning came shooting out of President Obama's hole and it destroyed this car on my street!



That's the paperboy running for his life.

And Barack's honed-laser hole struck for the first time just last week at a Mary Kay Convention in Tampa!


Those used to be brilliant, shinny, pink Cadillacs belonging to some of the TOP Mary Kay reps in the NATION. Barack Obama HATES Mary Kay.

The media is SO liberal, they're not reporting it though. It's just FUCKING TERRIBLE!!

YOU GUYS!! IF WE DON'T STOP BARACK OBAMA'S HOLE NOW,


Well, there's NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN!!!

RUUNNN FEERR YER CHREEESSTTIIUNN LIIIVVEESSSZZ, FFUUUKKERRS!!!


***And in case you missed my post on: Jesus Christ And His Tennis Shoes

***Study links 45,000 U.S. deaths to lack of insurance***

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7 Comments:

Blogger carrie said...

Now...I'm going to have nightmares. Thank you, douchebag Glen Beck.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Meera said...

The man conducting the interviews is providing a desperately needed public service. What we need is about 500 well informed, direct yet respectful men and women with cameras....circulating in the crowd, to engage in conversations of rational truth with these freaked out fools. It might be a first for most of them. Fucking FOX.

1:24 PM  
Blogger The Laundress said...

I'm a learnin' something here....Barack Obama when it was dissected in the bible means Anti Christ. Who knew?

Dems Dair Pepuls are smaaaarrt.

1:53 PM  
Blogger JoeinVegas said...

What - Obama hates Mary Kay? Why, that's un-American - I hadn't heard, but if Kevin said it then it must be true. I'll have to start a march, or make my own posters.

2:03 PM  
Blogger The Herbal Biologist said...

My favorite: the "tourist" just moseying through, happening upon a political rally ... while dragging a wooden cross.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Whit said...

Of all the times for a meteor not to hit.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Carrie - Glenn Beck is so fucking bizarre, I can't STAND IT. He IS a nightmare.

Meera - You're so right. Respectful communication. Imagine... the possibilities.

Laundress - I knew it the first time I laid eyes on his supa-fine bootie. I thought, only satan could have a bootie that damn fine and temptin'. sshhiiitttttt, girl.

Joe - count me in. i think we should all be on rollerskates though. ROLL ON WASHINGTON. IN pink. We should wear pink too. Oh wait, nevermind, pink makes me look pasty. LET'S WEAR PASTIES!!

Herb - I KNOW, RIGHT?? Humm... I don't really know what to pack for the trip, so I'll just drag this big ass cross. I wish I would've thought of it! Oh well, the next time I go to D.C.

Whit - EXACTLY. Humanity would've evolved a million years in a split second.

5:45 PM  

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