Shit Under Glass... And On Top Of It Too...
Sears Tower unveils 103rd floor glass balconies
Lovely Sears Tower dominating the Chicago skyline.
And...
My feet literally began sweating just looking at this shot.
And then my hands...
Yes. My hands definitely began to perspire here.
And I would strongly consider just pissing my pants.
Yep. I'd totally be lying in a big puddle of bright yellow piss right about now.
And quite possibly shit. I would strongly consider just completely soiling myself at this point. I'm really about to anyway...
That's it. I'm dead. DEAD, I SAY!!! I would be screaming for my very life and grasping at anything near me. No one with hair would be safe. I'd probably be crying too.
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Labels: Glass Balconies, Panic, Scared Shitless, Sears Tower, Soiled Pants, Sweaty Balls
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 6:43 PM
8 Comments:
*screams and runs away*
bwahaha...well captioned!
didn't they put a cantilevered glass balcony out over the grand canyon? talk about shit-inducing.
now i feel quesy - thanks!!
GET THOSE LITTLE KIDS OUT OF THERE!!
(ME? Hell, I ran away 20 minutes ago.Seriously, just looking at those pictures has made my knees weak.)
Three words = HELL FUCKING NO!
Christ on a cracker! My hands are shaking and my heart is pounding just looking at those shots. There's no way in hell I'm going up there when I'm in Chicago. There's not enough Xanax in the world....
I'd be fine going to see that. It is a secure glass room. Would be great just to go see it and have a 'flight' over Chicago :-)
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