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Friday, April 17, 2009

Susan Boyle's Interview With Diane Sawyer (And Tea-bagging An Anchor Woman)

So, I've already proclaimed my love and admiration for Susan Boyle. And what's just fricking amazing is how much the world in cyberspace is loving her too. I think that besides her truly stunning talent, she's terribly sweet and humble. And that's just stellar.

What was more telling to me though, than her brilliance, was how cynical the judges and the audience were. And it is a glaring reminder to me that as long as we breathe, we should never, ever, ever, judge the book by its cover. It screams of how superficial we are...

So, what does Diane Sawyer do??


She fucking asks her when she's going to get a make-over.

SHE FUCKING ASKS HER WHEN SHE'S GOING TO GET A MAKE-OVER.

Because "blond hair and leather" will make her so much better.

Thanks, Botox-filled to the gills, bright-ass lights Sawyer. You missed the whole point of it, bish.

Don't get me wrong. Diane Sawyer is fine, I'm sure... But, she missed it. She was too concerned about her staged intense looks and expressions of compassion to notice the significance of this WHOLE THING.

I think that we should all TEA-BAG Diane Sawyer.

And do I mean bouncing our scrotums off her bleached out hair and plastic forehead???

Why, Yes, I do.

And please, let us not limit it to just "scrotums". No way. Please feel free to bounce your vulvas if you've got 'em.



(source)

"I wouldn't want to change myself too much because that would really make things a bit false," she told CNN's American Morning on Friday. "I want to receive people as the real me, a real person."

Imagine... "A Real Person"... At a girl, Susan... At a girl. Gobsmack 'em.



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5 Comments:

Blogger flutter said...

I really fucking hate the media. That is all.

Rock on, Susan.

10:35 PM  
Blogger SUEB0B said...

Shut up Flutter, I AM the media.

But Diane Sawyer is a bich for sure. I read that she is on a permanent 1200 calorie a day diet - she is clearly brain-starved for nutrition.

Bich.

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Jessica said...

Kevin, because of you (and Quagmire on Family Guy) I can no longer read all the headlines about "tea bagging" and not laugh my ass off. I love you for that.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Flutter - Susan DOES have rocks, no?

SueB0b - permanent 1200 calories a day?? What does she eat? Dust and rain?

Jessica - And I LOVE that you crack up everytime... Me too. I just can't take them seriously. And they're so damn serious about it, which is even funnier!

9:01 AM  
OpenID rivergirlie said...

brilliant post! you hit it on the head (tho probably not with your scrotum)
(can't believe i just typed that)

7:17 AM  

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