THE ENCHANTED MIRROR (and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves)

So, many of you know that I'm out here in Santa Barbara and have been for the last three weeks. And I have another three weeks to go. I miss Will and our pups like mad, but I'll elaborate on that in another post.

What I would like to tell our Santa Barbara friends is that our show opened Monday at the Alhecama Theater behind Playa Azul on Santa Barbara St. It's on the corner of Canon Perdido and Santa Barbara... kind of. You'll just have to look for it, bishes.

So, our first "Public" (not PUBIC, you naughties) performance is today at 12 noon.


There's a show at 12, 2:30 and 4:30. And it's fun as hell. (I, contrary to what Father Flannigan may have told me 30 years ago, happen to think that Hell sounds quite fun... Thus, why I say, FUN AS HELL, BISHES!)

I'm playing three characters; The Enchanted Mirror, the Green Dwarf and the Purple Dwarf.

To come up with the character of The Enchanted Mirror, I've combined my interpretation of the EXTREMELY HAAWWTT


Sean Connery. He's the beast in the middle. Couldn't you just pour olive oil all over him, spank his bottom and throw him down like a little bish??



Because I certainly could.


I don't really know what Sean was thinking here, but it does have a certain Je ne sais quoi. Non? Oui or non?

That get-up is certainly something, Sean... I never knew.

So, The Enchanted Mirror isn't quite as sexy as Sean Connery, but he's close. It probably doesn't help matters that I've also combined him with,


Sir Winston Churchill (we like to call him "Winny") HI WINNY!! Winny, just between you and me and cyberspace, tell me... What's going on with the "look"? Are you prairie-doggin' it or what?


And the incredibly brilliant and umm... alluring,


Eleanor Roosevelt.

Yes. The Enchanted Mirror is different. And edgy. And avant garde. And likes to wear slippery panties sometimes.


The Green Dwarf has been molded from a little boy character that I created a long time ago, but he sings like


Butters.


Then...

THEN...

There's the Purple Dwarf.


I've slightly adapted the insatiable Paul Lynde.


And if the purple dwarf is wearing cheetah print anywhere, he'll never tell... OH BEHAVE!!



So, be there or be square. I'll be the super-pornstar, sexy one... in the mirror... and the dwarf clothes.