KiKi... KIKI!!!

This hysterical contribution comes to us via our dashing devil of a correspondent in D.C., Dickie. Thanks, Dickie!

That's a mighty strong leash you got there, Madame Papillon.

***Update: I actually woke up in the middle of the night last night, thinking about this commercial. And I was a little disturbed. It's direction was insidious in its eevviilll.***