"Kevin, I Saw This And Thought Of You!" Installment #12

This contribution comes to us from our delovely, our delicious: Oh, The Joys. Thanks OTJ!

Of course, I'm totally flattered that you thought of me. And I've fallen in love with this Beatbox Chef. He's definitely on the Next Husband List. I wonder what kind of sound he'd make while he's pinchin' my tushy?? Or nibbling my toes?? Or tickling my...my...scalp? I dunno...

*** Previous Installments of "Kevin, I Saw This And Thought Of You!": #11, #10, ANOTHER #10 ('cause I screwed up), #9, #8, #7, #6, #4 (there's no #5, because I screwed up AGAIN), #2 (AND there's no #3, because I'M FUCKING RETARDED and screwed up AGAIN, DAMN IT!!), and...drum roll please...without further adieu... #1.