A Ginned-Up Hobbit
I just realized who John McCain reminds me of...
A fucking evil Bilbo Baggins tempted by MY PRRECCCIOUUSSSS...
And of course, here's one of his and Cindy's many residences that he forgot about
in the Shire. It's humble though, no? I bet Cindy's forehead doesn't fit in there though. OH, KEVIN!! THAT WAS MEAN!!
Poor Cindy...
Honey, we really know that without botox, you're really
a Klingon Warrioress. Sorry about that forehead, doll. The thing to do is not draw attention to it. And I don't know who told you that Dolce & Gabbana looked good on you, but it doesn't.
Dazed and Confused.
Watching people still support this troll, Klingon Warrioress and Prom Queen Sarah Palin, it just seems so off-kilter to me. Like the streaker at a soccer (football) game is the one with the clothes on...while everyone else is naked.
How convenient! I have footage.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 12:47 PM
5 Comments:
Stop. You are scaring me.
Carrie - I'm sorry, my friend... I'm just a raw nerve these days and am really upset by this election. I've pulled my back again and have been lying flat for 4 days and it's still not better... I need to calm the F down. Nerves are what's doing it, I know. If you're in town, I could use a severe dose of bitch-slap...k?
And actually, you know what? Now that I think of it, we should be scared. And pissed as hell.
Kev.....heard of Prozac much? Simma down! :)
Kev.....heard of Prozac much? Simma down! :)
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