"Kevin, I Saw This and Thought of YOU!!", Installment #10
"Wal-Mart Said No To This Product"
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This GLORY-HOLIOUS contribution comes to us from my sister from another mister, Suebob over at Red Stapler. Thanks, Suebob!
And I, as usual, am completely flattered that you thought of me...And Suebob? I'm a little curious, was it the "Double-Thick" part that reminded you of me? Or...the "Feel us while soft!" part? Or...or...the... "FOUR CYLINDERS INSIDE AT ONE TIME!" part? Complete with exclamation point! Which I guess, FOUR cylinders inside at one time definitely warrants an exclamation point.
So, anyway...Yeah. Every word on this is golden. Wal-Mart was just MUCHO ESTUPIDO for passing THIS fine product up. The sillies... So Suebob, I'm hoping it was the "Double-Thick" part that made you think of me...It was, right? Aw shucks...I knew it!
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 7:55 PM
4 Comments:
What's next, mints on the toilet paper roll? The glory of the hole is the risk involved. George Michael must be rolling over in his fluorescent sweatshirt.
I was kind of thinking it was the "feel us while soft" that got her...
those are the glory hole wipes that put the other ones out of business
...and I thought it was strange when I saw a display of "hip flasks" at the Wal-Mart checkout. Silly, silly me. This is obviously better.
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