"I FEEL GREAT!!"

This craziness comes compliments of our brilliant on-line marketing guru, Jim Kukral. Thanks, Jimmy K! And of course, his gorgeous, badass wife, Dor, over at Mom Goes Green.

Normally after seeing people this enthusiastic and psycho, I'd be all, "Sign me up!" and "I'll have what those crazy fuckers are having!" But, if they're Nutrigrain bars, I imagine it's corn syrup and dextrose. Corn syrup and dextrose makes you do this kind of crap. Corn syrup and dextrose makes you stuff things up your shirt and pretend you're pregnant. At least that's what it does to me...that's why I only have it at parties.