Giblet Gravy And Sliced Turkey! MUUWW-HAHAHA!!

This really scary contribution comes to us from our dashing correspondent in D.C., Dickie! (Who just happened to have recently broken his nose when an 800 pound table fell on his face. The Canadian Ambassador's wife had to hold an ice-pack on his nose while it bled all over the place. Good times... Will wanted to know what he was doing under the table...) Thanks, Dickie!

"OH, YES I DID! DOO YOUU HEEARRR MEE????"
*sound of thunder in background*