The Blue Whale and Donatella Versace's Vagina

"some of its blood vessels are so wide that you could SWIM down them..."

That just fricking blows my dome, man...to SWIM DOWN A CREATURE'S BLOOD VESSEL??? DUDE! That's just crazy! I can't really comprehend that, you know?

That means that it's at LEAST the size of Donatella Versace's vagina. We could probably hold a big ole water polo match in that vag. Yuk. Oh sure, everyone would have to be in hazmat suits while doing it, but still.

Okay, onto more serious matters than Donatella's over-sized cooch.

We share this planet. And it's much more than just our home. It's home to a lot of big blood vessels and A LOT of big vaginas.

Please get involved, if you're not already. And you may do that here: The Environmental Defense Fund. Or here at: The World Wildlife Fund.

I happen to have seen the WWF's work in progress when I was in Nepal sometime back, and they were actually making great strides in preservation in the remote Himalayas. And it made me proud and hopeful.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, those subtitles in the video-clip are for the Blue Whales that speak Japanese. Not everyone speaks English, you know...sheez.