Sally Field - Boning Eva
Why can't all of the bullshit advertising for pharmaceuticals be like this??
HUH?? WHY CAN'T IT??
Sally boning Eva. Heh. That's dirty.
"Oh yeah...Eva like Momma Sally doing that? Huh? Yeah? Eva like? YOU NAUGHTY, DIRTY BIRD!! EVA'S GONNA GET A SPANKIN'!!...WELL, YOU WILL JUST AS SOON AS THIS PILL KICKS IN AND TAKES CARE OF MY FUCKING ARTHRITIS, YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BIRD!!"
what the hell is wrong with me?





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I love these drug-ads. P and I sat amazed watching one when we were in Canada that said: "contrary to what you may have heard our treatment has never been withdrawn from the market".
The rumour may have had something to do with the fact that "death" appeared in the list of potential side-effects.
For fuck's sake does death count as a "side-effect"? "I'm dead but that Rheumatoid Arthritis seems to have cleared up nicely"
They don't bother over here since our GPs choose treatments according to which rep gives them the nicest mug.
holy crap, she's almost as annoying as sally fields
Moobs - The amount of ads for all these pharmaceuticals is really disturbing. I don't watch much live TV, so when I do, I'm truly struck by how bombarded people are with all the drugs for everything. I have a feeling that many Americans are just used to it at this point... Speaking of being "sick", it makes me sick.
Furious - I KNOW!! She's really good, huh?
this is clearly anxiety driven!
this is up there with me telling flutter that i needed the guy i was seeing to take restasis for his chronic urination problem. umm...apparently restasis is for dry eyes.
i are teh awesome.
Flutter - do you mean me thinking about Sally Field boning someone named, "Eva"? And if so, is it anxiety driven? Or I'm just a sick bastard?
Liv - HA! He doesn't pee in his eyes, does he? Or...he doesn't pee in his panties, does he?
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