Casa Charnas-Bezek Is For Sale...

Or, Casa Bezek-Charnas. Or...Casa Charzek-Benas. Or Casa Charbez-Eenek. Or Casa Harness-CheeseWhiz. Or Casa Charbroiled-Bean-Burrito. Or...Oh shit, I dunno.

We're selling the crib.

Yep. The gays are moving on up.



There is no way that I can listen to The Jefferson's theme song and not be happy. And I ALWAYS sing along. I can't help it. And I do it with a bit of fervor, I might add. George and Ouisee would've been proud of me.

But, anyway...Back to what I was saying. We're selling our place. So, I guess technically, we're not moving anywhere at the moment...just selling.

Will and I have talked at great length over the last few years about relocating. And of course, we decide to do it when the market has never been worse.

We talked about Santa Fe and Taos, New Mexico.

We talked about Massachusetts.

We talked about the Hudson River Valley of New York.

We even talked about Paris and Buenos Aires.

We would like a house with a yard. And Will could really use a bigger studio for his work. And we just can't afford that here.

Well, we've decided for the time being, on the fair city of Cleveland, Ohio. (The who, what, when, why, where, come-hither-tither-mister-sister-titty-twister to come later.)

If you'd like to see our home's listing, please feel free.

The tour gives you a very good idea of mine and Will's home. And I'm extremely proud of the work that Will has done. He always says, "We", which is kind of him. But, in reality, it's "He". He did the work.

When Will moved in quite a few years ago, there was cat-pissed soaked carpet throughout. Which believe it or not, DIDN'T cost extra! I know...

He has since replaced the flooring, done Venetian plaster on the walls and glazed ceilings in the Master Bedroom and Master Bathroom. He tiled the kitchen counters and replaced the sink with a black, granite flat-bottom one. He added a wall with an arched window sectioning the kitchen off. And he tiled the fire place and mantle. He tore out horrendous florescent light boxes and completely remodeled our bathrooms and updated lighting fixtures throughout the joint.

Speaking of joints, with the whole selling and moving thing, I think I'm going to need one. Or five. Or ten. So, please pass it if you have it.

In the meantime, mi Casa Charbroiled-Bean-Burrito su Casa Harness-CheezeWhiz.