Wiener Poopies
You know what, bitch? You should've been picking up your Wieners' poopies. Then maybe Jesus would've stayed right where he was...
But no, you thought no one was watching...Well, you were wrong.
And now, Jesus had to pay. It's alllwwaaays Jesus that has to pay.
Real nice, lady. Real nice.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 8:09 PM
12 Comments:
Oh, if Andy Warhol could only see how some people use up their 15 minutes of fame. Think of the paintings he would have done from this series.
myyy gossshhh!!! i don't have a wiener to pick up after. i once dumped a dick who i picked up after, but never a wiener.
awesome.
First I think of years of journalism only to cover the Jesus Weiner Poopie story, I think of the team that brought it to you... the storymeeting... and then...
Sadly, I keep on thinking of Will Farrell in Anchorman... and how he would wave said'Weiner Poopies'
'Someone call 911 Jesus....and pray he doesn't put me on hold'
http://www.berkleyhart.com/musicroom_wns.asp#4
Oh.....for the love of PETE! Hasn't Jesus already suffered enough?!
Excess weiner poopies have been known to push individuals over the edge!
You just have to know that the reporter on this story has a GRAND career ahead of him! :)
Marymurtz - exactly! she should be fined just for pissing her 15 minutes right down the shitter.
Liv - HHAA!! Yeah, wieners are a lot less harmful than dicks, huh?
Lunch Buckets - her intellect? Yes, I couldn't agree more.
Pend - And now the team is writing their memoirs from the experience. They should've included a porn ring operation...for like, exploiting dachsunds or something...
7th Sister - GREAT link, thank you. ;)
Queenie - poor Jesus...just minding his own daffodils and BAM...he has to pay. Here he thought he was living the good life all retired in the garden.
Oh Jesus.
Now, did you really listen to the reporter reading the letter...I'm dying here.
Weiner poopie.
Jesus should feel safe no matter where he sits...
Must have been a slow news day! I don't know how the reporter didn't laugh while reading weiner poopies.
So if I got called out for not picking up my dogs' shit I certainly wouldn't make my first lash out towards the press. Do we think this lady can even spell denial?
And if I ever have to say wiener poopie at my job with a straight face, somebody please murder me promptly.
Don't know if Jesus will ever go back, after hearing her 'we ALWAYS pick up after' lie. Maybe he ran away and wrote the letter himself.
Yes, the life of the reporter lower down on the roster, every station needs one for stories like this.
~jj! - I think even Jesus wants to slap her.
Slackermommy - I think that the reporter should've pepper sprayed her for a little somethin'- somethin'. Don't you?
Bluebella - exactly! I hope at some point, the reporter started laughing at her...you know, behind the scenes. And why the hell did she leave Jesus out in the snow anyway? That wasn't very nice.
Joe - If I were a reporter, I would actually REQUEST stories like this one.
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