Lewis Black - Queers
This very insightful (and hysterical) contribution comes compliments of my Texan wife, Jenny from The Bloggess. Thanks, baby!
Will and I are donning our black cloaks and thongs as I write this...And then...THEN...we're going to find a lone house on a quiet cul-de-sac and MMUUUU-WA-HA-HA-HA-AHHHA!!!
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 1:15 PM
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He totally cracks me up
Don't forget your stylish pumps.
I was so glad that he cleared up the thing about kidnapping kids. Phew. I thought kids were kidnapped by the Evangelicals.
Wait.
What's a queer? Isn't that a kind of bird?
We used to play 'Smear the Queer' when I was a kid. Sometimes we would smear lipstick or whipped cream, but usually we used charcoal. It's like Lewis Black was there.
I've always though the word queer was sort of cool, like hip and trendy. Gay is old-fashioned already. Gay? Are gays supposed to be gay? I've know plenty of depressed gays.
Well, listen, Mr.: I'll be with your Texan wife next Saturday. You'd better hope that I don't sex her. I would, if only to blog about it.
Wow, sure glad that I don't live in a cul-de-sac.
I knew it was you!
Every time you call me your Texas wife I get chills. It's almost enough to make me not cheat on you with Liv this weekend.
Almost.
My love for Lewis Black grows by leaps and bounds just hearing him tell Rick Santorum to 'shut the fuck up.'
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