Dina Lohan's Public Service Announcement
Okay, so last week, I totally almost had a heart attack. And Friday, my really, really hot doctor had to look at my hole and use a blow-torch on my peeper. (You think I'm lying.)
Details at Eleven.
Well, not really eleven, but later. Details later.
My ego is still slightly bruised.
And I'm a little confused.
Because I'm oddly aroused.
posted by Kevin Charnas | 12:45 PM
11 Comments:
How do you find these vids? I mean, I'm ready to vote no against gay adoption. I mean really, I don't want to adopt a gay adult. I mean they eat too much, spend waaay too much time in the bathroom... ;)
Sorry about the ego. How's your gut??
well now, I would be shocked if you weren't aroused. Just sayin'
Claudia made me laugh! In my time I have had (get out my counting fingers) 4 lesbian roommates and one-and-a-half gay guys (the half hadn't come out yet). From experience I have to say if I was going to adopt a gay, I would get a boy. Less cats that way.
I hope all your parts are ok
Sorry about your ween. But I understand the arousal. When Todd was having trouble with his nuts I accidentally ended up staying in the room during the exam. The exam by a hot Dr. Was oddly arousing and disturbing to see the George Clooney look a like kneeling down in front of huband.
Blowtorch?
I admire your courage
A real good friend of mine had to have his urinary tract worked on over Valentine's Day...
He brought his doctor roses and asked him to be gentle with him...
You better post and let us know that you are okay Mister...
Thinking of you and your 'bruised ego'.
boners are the best way to greet the morn, and by greet the morn i mean dry hump whomever is next to you while they are sleeping
Hadn't heard about California 301, but I'd have to agree with Claudia. I mean, they wouldn't make adopting a gay a requirement or anything, would they? Never know, better to be safe than sorry.
too funny!
Please post or e-mail or calltolet me know you are okay...
Claudia - "gut"?? That's a six pack, I'll have you know. Or at least a four pack.
Flutter - It's true. I get aroused over the smell of peanut butter.
sueb0b - The "parts" are fine...just stronger now. What doesn't kill my penis makes it stronger.
Lotta - good thing I wasn't there. We would've been yelling out orders together. "A LITTLE TO THE LEFT! YEAH! THAT'S GOOD! NOW FASTER, DAMN IT, FASTER!! DEEPER!!! YEAH!!! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Sorry...I got carried away.
Peter - some call it "courage", I call it foreplay.
Pend - HA! I should've brought a bouquet of wrist restraints and told him I thought he was "naughty".
Furious - HHAA! Excellent idea that I'm going to follow from now on. I hope that the dogs are okay with it.
Joe - At least the homes of America wouldn't look so fucking
cheesy.
Deb - you mean my peep meeting a blow torch? or my hole getting stared at?? Or the Dina Lohan being a crack whore? Could you be more specific?
Pend - I'm okay, baby. My peep is just pissed, that's all. But, then, it's usually pissed.
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