Umm...Fetch??
Holy smokes...I would think that if it were to truly go into anything holey, that there most definitely would be smoke. Maybe even a brush fire.
Oh, The Joys is responsible for this contemplative contribution. Thanks, OTJ!
Many things have gone through my mind while contemplating this picture. All of them, uncomfortable.
Can you IMAGINE having the dog bring something like this in while company is over??
Unfortunately, I can.
When OTJ sent this to me, it actually sparked a memory. And I wrote back to her;
"It reminds me of the time a friend of ours had ordered some merchandise from Frederick's of Hollywood and with her order, they sent her a stuffed green dinosaur that had an ENORMOUS penis and balls complete with a large tuft of pubics. Well, she was dog-sitting for us and gave it to Gomez as a toy. This was before he was sleeping with Betty Boop.
About a week later, my NEW boss was over and Gomez came running in the room with his new toy in his mouth. And kept trying to give it to my boss to play "tug-of-war" with."
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 11:31 AM
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that, again, was fab. now, allow me to take what has to be said to email...
i think that's a dildo in his mouth, you can't fool me.
My Goodness...
The picture truly is worth a 'thousand words' and probably most should be censored...
When you mentioned Fredericks's it reminded me of the time,when I was breastfeeding Scooter...
The bras were not ,how do you say? sexy..Just practical..
Frederick's and Victoria Secret put me on their mailing list..
Boy Wonder comes home sees the catalogues in the mail box... Goes up to Scooter and says
'Look Scooter,TAKE OUT'.
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Hope that sweet dog doesn't have a rubber allergy...
And it was Rave's Oh My Goth in Denver, not Fredrick's.
Weouch.
My daughter Julia had a birthday party to go to today. I have a stash of unsharpened kid's pencils and I let her pick three to put on the outside of this girl's present. So she sat on the floor and opened the big Ziploc baggie and pulled out three pencils. I didn't pay much attention to them, just taped them to the front of the package and stuck a festive bow on beside them.
It wasn't until I was putting the package into a cute pink gift bag dotted with pretty butterflies that I realized one of the pencils had a giant erect penis eraser wedged on it, complete with balls and veins.
Ouch.
And I like all the new pictures and the *blue* over here Kevin!
Very nice.
I love the look on the dogs face. He looks positively bashful about his mouth bounty. Thanks for the chuckle
I hope the dog doesn't get used to the shape, and then grab somebody when they walk by.
That is a hilarious story! Out little Shit-Sue used to drag out this narly stuffed animal and make sweet love to it whenever company came over.
Reminds me of when I was four, and my mother taught recorder to a small group of women and teenage girls at our house. I ran in wearing a naughty red see-through fuck-me minidress nightie thing I'd found in her wardrobe, and everyone found it funny except her.
More recently, Ian bought me a steel pony-tailed buttplug for Christmas a few years ago, just to see my face when I opened the box. Our daughter won't be able to find it until she's grown seven feet tall.
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