It's Rainin' Babies!
This woman is so cute I could just SQUEEZE HER! Seriously, couldn't you just SQUEEZE HER??
I could.
This contribution comes to us from our dashing correspondent in D.C. That's right, none other than our brilliant Dickie. Thanks, Dickie!
Dickie expresses his concerns:
"First, her name is Larryett (big guess dad’s name is Larry).
Second, when you go into labor take your pants off so the baby dosen’t get stuck in the leg.
Third, Larryett named the twins after their father; Curt and Curtis. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that naming your children the same name?"
Dickie, it is SO TRUE! I HATE it when I don't take off my pants before giving birth. It's really awkward. And not very welcoming for the baby.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 7:22 AM
16 Comments:
that's exactly why i always have my girlfriends go sans pants
Ladies and gentlemen, our future leaders are being born. God help us.
She's 25 and has 7 kids? Did I hear that right?
And yes, take off your pants. For all things holy.
I guess that makes me fortunate that I made it to the hospital with 45 minutes to spare. That and I don't have seven kids. Oy.
What the fuck do you expect with baby #6 and #7?...of course they're gonna slip right out...I'm sure she needs some sort of safety net in her vajayjay now.
Thank you for the giggle.
Furious - you catch well, yes?
Denise - Amen, sister. However, do you think that they're going to be worse than the current ones? I dunno. Maybe they won't be so aggressive after getting caught in a pants leg 2 seconds after being born. Or...maybe they'll be worse...OR...maybe they'll end up as maternity clothes fashion designers.
Gretchen - YEP. I looked at Will all bug-eyes and said, "She's 25 and has 7 kids. She repopulating Connecticut."
~JJ - EXACTLY. Or duct tape.
I don't know...my kids Robert, Bob and Robbie all feel like individuals.
Big smooches on this Valentine's Day to you Kevie!!!
She must be a Bob Newhart fan.
Remember Larry and his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl
Happy Heart Day Kevin =)
She's 25 and has 7 kids?
She should never take her pants off again.
Her pants must be full of semen if she has 7 kids. Time to get some new pants!
You made me laugh so hard I had coffee out the nose and pee out the... pants!
Holy Shit! More eloquent I cannot be.
that is just frightening
Holy f***ing cats. Curt Curtis. Pants. 7 kids at 25. No wonder these 2 fell out. I'm just all atwitter.
7 kids at age 25.
Lives at home with her mother.
Has no lamp in her bedroom and gives birth by flash light.
Doesn't recognize the similarity between Curt and Curtis.
Has babies that just fall out of her.
I hope that by putting her story on the news someone or some agency offers this woman some help.
7 kids?
Fuck the pants - get her a chastity belt.
Curt and Curtis is really just code for Dumb and Dumber, right?
Good lord, she needs to be fixed.
Holy Moses.
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