Caught
Okay, I have to be honest here.
The real reason that I haven't been blogging as much as I should is...
well...
it's kind of complicated.
I needed to get away for a little bit.
Or rather...
my penis did.
So, I sent it on vacation to a Chinese spa in Kowloon.
I'm not sure if you guys knew that I had a detachable penis? Did you?
Well, I do.
It can be rather convenient sometimes.
So, anyway. Yeah, I sent my peep on vacay to a Chinese spa in Kowloon for a little something different.
Well, we ALL know how bloggers are just CONTINUALLY hounded by the press.
As it turns out, while my peep was being carried from a lavender-salt scrub to the steam room, the PATHETIC paparazzi TOTALLY INVADED MY PRIVACY (and my privs) and snapped a picture.
My publicist is attempting to clean up the mess as I write this. And let me tell you that my penis is just PISSED ABOUT THIS!! Appropriately...and understandably.
He WAS trying to relax after all. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST LEAVE HIM THE HELL ALONE??? PLEASE!!!
But, I wanted you to hear it from me. I didn't want you reading about it somewhere else. See? I'm pretty thoughtful, no? Yeah...that's what I think too.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 12:06 PM
11 Comments:
Kev, Kev, Kev... Just when I think I've heard all your best material... I MUST get the name of your travel agent.
Dude, it looks suspiciously like some of the photos posted on Desperately Seeking...Something - http://seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
I always knew you were a huge dick.
Ravedogg - It's me, baby. I'll hook you up. Does your labia need a "get-away"?
sueb0b - "Dude", are you saying that my penis ISN'T in China?
Flutter - Wow. Thanks.
No wonder Will was complaining about splinters.
I know how you feel. Anytime I get my cock out in public there seems to be a public outcry. We should start a campaign for cock rights.
the guy who built that thing to carry your wang, obviously misunderstood the single quote ' for inches. better put some sun screen on
I feel the need to make a video on You Tube screaming: "Just leave Kevin's Penis A-LONE!"
Now I have The Detachable Penis song in my head.
OK, now, putitng the pieces together, you said you weren't posting because of a spa trip; does this mean that you aren't using your fingers for typing your posts? Hmmm, what kind of keyboard do you have?
Damn penis paparazzi.
Huh. After all you've said about the subject...
I thought it would be bigger.
;)
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