My Next Husband
This delectable contribution comes to us from our dashing correspondent; Dickie in D.C. Thanks, Dickie!
So, Dickie...Where did you find my next husband anyway? I'm guessing maybe somewhere up in the Ural Mountains? Or...maybe in the countryside of Bulgaria? Or...maybe...at the airport in Philadelphia??
It doesn't matter, all of you just need to know to BACK OFF!! HE'S MINE. And you can all just be jealous.
Tell me that he wouldn't be...umm...useful while...umm...not so much "dating", per se...But, I was thinking more along the lines of...useful in the maneuver of the numbers 6 and 9. But, without the 9. Yeah, no 9...just 6. I know, greedy of me.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 12:53 PM
6 Comments:
*Shivers*
Indeed, very useful in the art of 68 -- he does you, and you owe him one.
I don't get it. You want him to stick your penis in his eye?
O-o-oh. Never mind. I get it.
Wha... the... wow.
Ok, you win. Whatever it is, I give up.
I missed you. Lots. Welcome back.
We missed you. Checked often and still Dec 14 staring, glad you are back and OK yourself. The mental stuff, well, sorry, we'll try to help but it's up to you.
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