You're All Invited!!!
So, what's better than Santa Barbara?
Santa Barbara in October.
And what's better than Santa Barbara in October?
Have you guessed yet?
No, not making out with total strangers in the Presidio of Santa Barbara, although that's nice too.
SANTA BARBARA AT HALLOWEEN!! MMUUUWWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
This website receives 150,000 hits a month, so I may live to regret this and this may be me on the morning of October 28th,
no longer living to regret anything. However, I'm going to do it anyway...
Consider yourself invited to a HALLOWEEN BLOGGER BASH IN SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA on Saturday, October 27th. All food and drink will be provided. Will is already compiling the music selection for the dance floor. It will take place in a BEAUTIFUL Spanish barn, which has yet to house the horses, so it doesn't smell like shit or piss...which is always nice.
Costumes are strongly encouraged. Please at least wear accessories; wigs, hats, assless chaps...you know, the usual. There will be some of your favorite bloggers from Central and Southern California there, and all bloggers and readers from wherever the sky covers are welcome.
We throw KICK-ASS parties. We're gay, remember? So, it's in the Manual somewhere. If headquarters finds out that we threw a lame party, we can just forget about it...We have to wear last season's shoes, or claim our allegiance to Tom Cruise or something awful like that.
I'm gathering a list of hotels and spas (some bloggers from Los Angeles are going to make a weekend out of it and would like to know other information for their "get-away"). So, please email me for location and time, directions, hotels, and where you can get those chaps.
Some other bloggers have also inquired, so I'd like to make it clear RIGHT NOW, lots of cleavage is ALWAYS welcome...and strongly recommended. In fact, it might as well be a pre-requisite.
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posted by Kevin Charnas | 3:42 PM
28 Comments:
It is just not fair that I don't live closer to you.
Me: Wanna go to Santa Barbara for Halloween?
The Pro: *Giggle* Wanna go move into the poor house?
Damn! I thought I had him at Santa Barbara.
Sobbing with head on desk now.
Have you and Will decided on your costumes yet?
This party is going to give you blog fodder up until your New Years Eve bash!
Life is SO unfair!!!
Please promise you'll let us vote on the possible outfits this year. PLEEEEEASE!
Dude, I might just drive it to startle you with my abundance of cleave!
How about ass cleavage?a
Gutted I cant possibly get to you for this. For a few reasons:
1. Dying to meet you in person!
2. Halloween is my fave celebration all year. Being an actual Pagan and all that. And they try here in the UK, but really seeing it done in style last year in Florida blew my socks off. Really want to spend every Halloween in the USA from now on!
3. I have great cleavage. Tit and ass.
It is so not fair that I am so far away!!
Those shots are gorgeous. Yay cleavage. I'd like to go on the record as being pro-cleavage
Rock on! I wish I could swing it. If only I didn't have so many damn kids. I've got some kick as cleavage (post boob job) and I'm not afraid to show it.
150K hits?? Wow, that's gonna be some party. Can't make it (going to cabo for our 10th anniv) but sure sounds like fun, and of course, you must post photos!!!
OH FUCK YOU!! Grrr.... I even bought this super hot police officer outfit - D is going to be my prisoner. sniff. sniff.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How I wish I didn't live in the EXACT opposite part of the country.
I'll have to console myself with your post-Halloween post. I demand pictures!
Will the doctor and the Mexican be there too?
okay, I'm going to see what I can do to attend this little soiree. Who cares if my copyedits are back on the 22nd and due again on the 30th? YOU'RE HAVING A HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!! I knew there was a gay handbook!!!!
I want a copy BTW!!!
LOL ;o)
I am going to be a martini...SO me!
It's a shame I've got all this preggo cleavage and am clear on the other side of the country.
Damn.
I feel so so so so so sad. I mean, I'm F'n FROM there...and here I am in New England. Missing out on what potentially will be the biggest greatest bash ever in Halloween history. Okay, now I am sobbing.
Seriously considering on getting a ticket out...
Ohohohoh, wanna go wanna gooooo!
Semi-delurking for The Great Mofo Delurk 2007.
I'm sad now.
I agree with "mamma", we need to vote on the costumes. :)
I cant believe you!! You wait till I move out of state to throw a Halloween bash!!
Please treat us to the pre-party during pary and after party picture fest prettyyy pleaseeeeeeee :)~
Dammmmmmiiiiiitttttt all! I want to go to your party. *pout* *cry* *sobbbbbbb* I think this is the first time ever I've wanted to leave the Canaries and move to Santa Barbara. It would totally be worth it just to go to your party.
OMG keving you make me pee i laugh so hard, a prereq to being gay is being able to throw awesome parties?
i didn't know that. see you learn something new everyday, thats a fact.
wish i didn't live in canada, i'd so be there, i'd be dressed as some whoring pregnant nurse.
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Spa weekend, nonaversary, celebration of all things gay and beautiful in Santa Barbara (Shouldn't that be "Barbra," in honor of La Babs?), and loads of cleavage... all because of YOU, babe!
Already reserved our hotel room and spa treatments for the days surrounding your barn party.
CANNOT WAIT!
*dancing fat and white*
So very jealous.
One day, Kevin. One day.
I never thought I'd say this, but I live on the wrong coast.
Kevin! Thanks for the invite -- I'm sorry we will not be able get down! (or up as the case may be with SB being north...nevermind.)
Hopefully we'll see you again at a livebloggers event!
Julia and Kurt
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