"You Sick Straight Bastard!"
Now granted, gay men and lesbians are 2nd class citizens in American society. Maybe even 3rd or 4th class. But one thing that is so true, is that gay dudes get away with SO MUCH with straight women.
As soon as I see my straight female friends, especially those that I've known for an extremely long time, we're feeling each other up, pelvic thrusting one another, rubbing boobs and booties and touching peeps. And this is usually while their husbands just stand there watching. What's truly funny is that everyone is so used to it and no one is threatened and so no one is suprised or phased by any of it.
And you know what? I LOVE it. I lo-lo-lo-LO-LOV-LOV-LOVE IT!!!
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 8:22 AM
18 Comments:
*smacks your ass*
"butt handcups" is my new favorite phrase - folllwed by, "could you take your penis off my desk?"
Hah! I have a gazillion gay friends. My entourage of husbands, I call them. I am well endowed... I get molested every time I am around them! haha! But I love it! FORGET it when I go to the gay bars with them!! ;)
OMG!!!
Karen and Jack on Will and Grace were not the first!!!
*giggles*
I recently outed a guy at work that our Kindgergarden teacher was OOBER hot for...I kept say, don't waste your time. She said, I don't get it. He flirts with me and is always looking at the twins.
Yep, A gay boys LOVE they boobies as much as the straight ones...And the flirting is a kind of way they are "gal pal" flirting. Trust me he is SOOOO gay.
She didn't believe me. I talked w/ Ner Fish about it too, as he was all jealous when he saw us getting on so well. Then I told him my theory. He no longer gets all floopy. He see's what I was telling our Kindergarden teacher. LOL;) Besides he does a great job of hiding it!!!
~looks around~
this honk is for you kev!
~grabs boob~
Butt handcup. For a minute I thought he said "butt handcuffs". And you know...that created an image in my mind that I'm having trouble banishing. Naked Gay Ted gets away with everything.
Snerk. "I have the hot outline of a man's unit on my desk!"
I miss gay guys. I used to know so many. Now...there's just the middle aged couple next door and they're a little standoffish. Well, who can blame them, living where we do? They're probably afraid they'll be lynched at any moment. I notice they took the tiffany lamp out of the front window. It was a dead giveaway I guess. SIGH.
That's scary. I'm never wearing clothes again.
"Every year, thousands of people die in clothing related accidents".
Point taken.
It's the best of both worlds, truly.
This reminds me of a girl I was at college with. She had enormous boobs and used to let the gay guys play puppets with them ... I used to move and voice righty while Tim did lefty ... Jo would just cackle throughout .. I think we made her burger moist .. which is a worry.
I can't believe that you would perpetuate such a horrible stereotype......that people who work in offices do nothing but stand around the water cooler all day.
Your blog is candy for my soul.
Sorry man, I'm threatened. Don't try that with my wife.
So, you walk around the office naked all day? Leaving prints of your unit on desks (or is that only at night after the rest leave)?
So that's YOUR hand on my ASS??? I was hoping it was that cute guy in the gym....
So funny and - coincidence- you must come over to Bossy's place where she is right this minute celebrating this exact sort of diversity:
http://www.iambossy.com/i_am_bossy/2007/10/shout-out-to-bo.html
I hate it when my penis drags across the desk. It's such a curse. Really, it is :)
We love it too!
Well, for some reason I now really want you to grab my ass, Kevin!
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