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Thursday, October 18, 2007

"Kevin, I Saw This and Thought of YOU!!" Installment #2



This installment comes compliments of "Misha". Thanks, Misha!"

Misha sent this and I replied that Will and I had seen it before and were half-laughing/half-gagging falling off the couch.

She wrote back and said, "The half-gagging/half-falling off the couch is exactly what my husband did. The funniest part of this video for me is that it was sent to me to me by a woman who didn't wean her kids until they were about five (years old). Although I know you don't want to introduce that whole talk onto your blog! :)

No? Me? Not introduce talk onto my blog?

NURSING HER KIDS UNTIL THEY WERE FIVE YEARS OLD??? ANYONE? ANYONE?

"MMMPPHHH..."(that's me throwing up in my mouth a little)

Misha, I don't know if you and your husband have seen the next episode or not, but it's when "Harvey and Jane's" parents get together at a restaurant to discuss the upcoming wedding. It's just as hysterical...and disturbing...So, here is my gift back to you:



These two episodes are like an odor that you want other people to smell. Do you know what I mean? It's like, "OH MY GOD!!! SMELL THIS!! IT'S AWFUL!!" And then the person is all, "Okay..." (sniff, sniff) "OH MY GOD!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! Hey, who else can we get to smell this?"

No? Okay...sorry...my bad.

Occasionally, I become a little depressed because I'm not making my life as a writer yet. One day, I hope to devote my entire professional life to making you laugh. You're probably like, "Great...that's just great. More pubic hair and fart jokes."

But, I have to tell you that when I receive sentiments from some of you like something else that Misha had written to me;

"Kevin, you have no idea how much affection and admiration I have for you."

Or

"Hey Kevie! This is Terri from Steel Magnolia...

I wanted to drop by again and tell you how much your posts make my day.... I know you probably get a million of these emails from your other Kevin Charnas Fan Club members....

You really make this stressful world a much more fun place to be in...

Please know that you sure brighten my day."


And with dampened eyes and a heart bursting with gratitude, you guys make me feel like the richest man alive. And no amount of money has ever made me feel like that. Ever.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Dan said...

I'm assuming you know this already, but that's from a british sketch show called "Little britain". Very popular over here.

There are many, many sketches that make you physically ill.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous JuJu said...

Well, you don't know me, and I guess technically that means I don't know you, and I'm not even sure that I've commented before, and I'm sort of just a stalker/lurker/freak/some other 4th thing. Anyway, you always make me piss my pants, and I love you for it. Really. Just so you know.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Hey Dan! Are you Peter Pan's Dan? Thanks for commenting. Yeah, Will and I are big fans of "Little Britain", but a few sketches do make us ill. And yet, we watch them anyway...humm...

JuJu - Thank you. Truly...It's my pleasure.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

OH! And JuJu? Piss is better than poo, yeah? 'Cause poo can be kinda stinky. So, yeah...I'm glad that I don't make you poo your pants...and I imagine that you are as well.

4:56 PM  
Blogger nell said...

Oh I just adore television that makes me want to wretch, it's my absolute favorite!

5:24 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

OMG that is hysterical! I just peed a little (blame it on the kid). I bet my MIL would still nurse my husband if she could!

9:08 PM  
Blogger Lotta said...

I'm always a little suspect of those moms who breastfeed a bit too long. Though I weaned at 3 months because I really needed a pina colada so I don't think the La Leche League is going to be ringing me up anytime soon.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous canarygirl said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OMFG that was hilarious/disgusting! *giggling uncontrollably* Have you guys ever read the breast feeding forums on ivillage? HAHAHA These reminded me of those (excellent entertainment value, btw).

Kevin, you are one of my very favorite bloggers...you're incredibly funny, compassionate and insightful. And handsome. So, if writing is what you want to do, keep at it. You absolutely have the talent, and a bunch of people who support you 100%9. :)

1:46 AM  
Blogger Ruth Dynamite said...

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Bless you, Kevin. Thanks for sharing.

3:51 AM  
Anonymous JuJu said...

Yes! Shitting of pants = no good.
Pissing of pants = all good.

Especially since I'm pregnant with my 4th kid and have no bladder control, anyway. ;)

*Hmmm, is it a coincidence that my word verification has "BM" in it? Specifically "iyerbm?"

3:03 PM  
Blogger Jhianna said...

Oh, those are so awful I can't look away. And I'm going to be bringing other people by to smell... er, watch too.

You can't tell, but you're one of the few blogs/folks in my Shiny! folder (which translates into English as one of my favorites). And always, more more more more!

4:01 PM  
Anonymous slackermommy said...

You are not only funny as shit but sweet too!

8:43 PM  

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