WHAT???
"Umm...I am Miss Teen Clueless and I believe that the reason for crime here in the United States of America is because of an outbreak of really bad boogers in South Africa and Iraq and Kansas due to all the spiders and we need to teach people how to wipe their noses more properly and get rid of those boogers once and for all for world peace. And I am just going to be so bold as to announce right here and right now that this is going to be my mission in life. I plan on wiping out boogers everywhere in the world. And maybe after that, farts. I'm going to work very hard to eradicate boogers and farts. Thank you..."
Okay, so she didn't say this, but it was close, no? This hysterical contribution comes to us from Kami of The Kelson Krew. Thanks, Kami!
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 7:50 AM
27 Comments:
Oh. My. God. I think I lost IQ points simply by watching her struggle to articulate. Tragic. Simply...tragic.
Just bad bad bad isn't it?
You can go to the Miss Teen USA site and see all of their interviews. It's hysterical. She might be the worst though.
You know what? That is embarassing. And you just know the other countries are watching it and sniggering and making jokes about her being George Bush's illegitimate daughter.
Yeah, um, like, totally.
if we could just find maps to help the Iraq and to bring to build a future of the education and South Africa then we could find America and the South Africa in an Iraq, for the future.
Thank you.
Word of the day!
Vacuous!
Look it up! Use it! Wear it out!
Yeah. I only hope she knows what a dictionary is.
Good lord. It's like her little brain was just running through the keywords her pageant coach told her to use.
Now Now, she was obviously under a lot of pressure, I'm sure she's a very intelligent, articulate young woman in real life...
poor lil thing lol
She clearly thinks just saying the word Iraq makes her look clever ... just shows how wrong you can be.
As a fellow US American....I have to say I completely agree with this girl's astute opinion! If only we could help people in Iraq, Asia, and South Africa...THEN I could locate America on the map! FINALLY...it all makes sense! :)
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Beauty Queens.
Listening to her talk is like going to the bathroom on my own brain.
They do ask the strangest questions though. That girl probably can't even tie her own shoelaces.
err.. what idiot SENT her to that competition!!
This goes to show how utterly IGNORANT people are.
Id like to get up there and smack her silly.
Im Indian and i have one thing to say. Aishwarya Rai.Beauty AAAAND Brains.
very scary. I wonder what she thought of her answer later.
it just all really makes me proud to be a woman.
A product of our wonderful school system! HA! I think this is my first time commenting, and btw love your blog, but couldn't let this one get by. Reminds me of exactly why I don't watch those shows, and isn't that one of those child actors from some old sitcom????
I think I've already got this memorized!
Poor girl, and she wants to go to college too.
Do they offer a major in lip gloss anywhere?
I just hope she doesn't breed.
I had the distinct pleasure of watching this live. She was on the Today Show yesterday to "redeem" herself... and I think she actually made it worse. Yikes.
Jane, Pinks & Blues Girls
Oh Dear. Bwahahaha!
Good grief! Do you think she's graduated from high school? Poor little lass, perhaps she was just nervous.
Cheers
OH BOY!
Three things.
Mamma? How do you know that about the Miss Teen USA website? I'm afraid.
My favorite part was when she tried to throw in "for the children" at the very end.
Are you aware that this young lady was 3rd Runner Up in the competition???
I still don't know what she said. But honestly this,
And you just know the other countries are watching it and sniggering and making jokes about her being George Bush's illegitimate daughter.
and
Listening to her talk is like going to the bathroom on my own brain.
COMEDY GOLD!
Also, I weep for our children.
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