Excuse My Beauty...
Oh, hey, listen...I have a strong feeling that I won't forget, but remind me to tell you when I have more time (later today or tomorrow) about how Friday night was like an episode of "Cops". It was...
Guess who was literally standing outside in front of two police officers at 12:30 at night in his UNDERWEAR?
That would be me.
In fact, the little number I was wearing looked a lot like these;
They were red and everything. Although, I didn't have the luxury of having the shirt.
I suppose that I should consider myself lucky that I wasn't wearing these,
The only things that I was missing that would've made the episode complete was an empty beer can and a smoldering cigarette...and a refrigerator sitting outside by the front door. And maybe someone screaming uncontrollably in the background. We'll save that for next time.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 7:25 AM
21 Comments:
Okay, now I'm just going to leave your site up all day hitting refresh every few minutes.
YOU CANNOT TEASE ME LIKE THAT!!
And now I've watched that.
Excu-ese my bew-ty!
I LOVE IT!!
Yes, Steven, excuse my beauty. OH.
And you were NOT arrested?
So I worked in patient rehab for a while and we had a bunch of people who were on Cops. It's not comforting to know that you are in the club.
I love you anyway.
You've got to pace yourself. You can't go all out right away or they'll think you're just trying to get on the show.
Roll out the porch fridge next time, then maybe lose some teeth.
Okay now I have to know exactly what you were doing Friday night....Why must you be such a tease???
Excuze my bew ty!
OK.
I'm reminding you,
Mr Hot Pants.
TESTIFY.
Oh Kevin.
Bwa-haaaa, I've seen that one before and it is just as funny seeing it again.
"Dew-in each others" eyebrows, ya right!
Um, were they REAL police officers, or were they just..."Boom chicka bow-wow" ...arresting?
DO TELL!
"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you..."
I cannot wait to hear this story! When the police used to turn up, I'd run my hair under the shower. "I've been in all night, washing my hair!"
You are an abominable tease. But hey...what a clever way to keep readers coming back! I have a feeling, it will be well worth it.
OMG!!!!plaeeze escuz ma B-U-TEEEEEE
too! I have had the worst day so pleezeeeee make this a good one. I am waiting.........
waiting.......
waiting...............
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I actually saw this episode of cops and was rolling in the floor laughing so hard..although I think this person totally over exaggerated how they actually act, although, I could be wrong...it was great.....u should have a reality show Kevin.....I'd even pay to whach it!!!
The drawn-on eyebrows? Is she/he kidding? Those went out with Garbo. If only she/he had thought to purchase a pair of the elephant panties, then it all would have gone so much better.
How can we excuse your beauty? SHUT.UP!
Ok, B-U-Teee excused. :O Good Lord. LMFAO
Bad boy, Bad boy, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you... OH, you'd like that, wouldn't you ;)
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