Celebrating Hairspray and Duct Tape
I truly LOVE differences in people and culture. And I hope that if humanity should survive itself, that we eventually learn sooner, rather than later, to honor and revere these dynamic traits in our cultures and ethnic groups, rather than try to annihilate them and reduce their character into one big sterile homogenized society.
If you hadn't notice, I celebrate our differences through humor...Or what I view as humor anyway. So, with that being said,
Bish? What the fuck is going on with that gnarled wreck you wearing on your head? I thought my hair was all fucked up. Dang, bish needs some Pantene Pro-V or a hot oil treatment or something. Fire might help too.
Oh, and Bish? Don't EVEN be thinking about buying that "Open All Night Crotchless Thong Panty" that Amazon be selling down below this post. I see you looking at it. Wanting it. Don't bother. No one want to be seeing you in that. If your hair be that crazy up there? No one wants to know what it be doing down there.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 5:35 AM
25 Comments:
Imagine if she busted out with "Bom Chicka Wah Wah"....with that hair it would be priceless!
Jade - I would PAY MONEY to see that. So...I suppose that what I'm saying is that I'd pay her to give me a lap dance? I dunno. Well...I would.
Oh, and when I "updated" the post to do the whole "Open all night crotchless panty" thing? Amazon was advertising it. And of course, now that I MENTION it, it's not there.
Amazon dissed me.
I would try to style my hair like that, but I think it would add an extra minute or two to my morning routine. And I can't handle that.
Jane, Pinks & Blues Girls
I feel sorry for that poor deformed woman in the panty ad (of course I had to look!). But you would probably be pretty hot in that number K! (no photos if you do, please)
I think she's trying to hide her split ends. Looks really dry and heavy. Gah!
her hair weighs more than she does. that's how I would look if my penis was on my head.
My worry for poor, dear Bish is that someone will shout out name over her shoulder, she'll turn too quick and her sad little head will simply twist right off her neck...
Poor thing.
Bless her heart.
ok, Bish? You need to get your ass down to Truvy's or Truvy's west and get that shit SET!
I know better. I KNOW better but I still click the GD link every single GD time. Now my retina is burned again. Thanks Kev. Thanks a lot.
I know! I know! Bish is auditioning for Beach Blanket Babylon!!! Right?? Did I win a prize??
I wonder how many critters are living in there. Okay, nevermind, I dont want to know.
Holy shitballs! Think she can get a hot iron through that? Man, someone needs to buy girl a nice pair of clipping shears.
Don't be intimidated by the superpower of my awesome hair.
I use it only for good. Never for evil.
Oh. Thanks. Thanks a freaking lot. Now I can't get the picture of what formation the hair down there could possibly be in.
Didn't help that I had to follow that link too...
I wonder what kind of product Bish uses?
Also? Her hair quite looks like yarn. Maybe she's saving her hair til she has enough to make an afghan.
I should show my nieces that picture. They refuse to cut their hair and it is long and nasty. If I was their mother I would tell them the hair fairy was coming in the middle of the night to cut that shit off if they didn't get into the salon.
Maybe you could talk to them?
I am about to wet my pants, and yes, mine do have a crotch in them! You are so damn funny, I wish you lived in the deep south and we could sit in a cheesy martini bar and laugh at the freaks here in Bham all night!
I'd hate to find one of those hairs in the shower at the youth hostel.
Ewww.......
long time no read.
always something interesting here in your corner of the blogsphere. ;-)
WTF?! How can she hold her head up?
Get this woman some Aqua Net!
Sincerely,
Jersey Girl
Oh, Bossy doesn't know - it looks kind of handy for floor-mopping.
Oh boy...
that's quite a do.
am i the only one wondering: if there are "open all night crochless panties" then shouldn't there be "open part of the night as needed" crochless panties?
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