Why Isn't This Legal Again?
8:00 pm - Will just starts dinner; a roast. Kevin is worn out and ready to eat Starbursts and Sorbet for dinner, but instead snacks on sunflower seeds and olives.
9:00 pm - Will is worn out and notifies Kevin (who is still worn out, but now has sunflower seeds stuck in his teeth and is burping up olives) that dinner will be ready at 10:00 pm.
9:15 pm - Kevin goes to floss the sunflower seeds out of his teeth and wash his face, but decides to lie down on the bed with the dogs instead.
10:00 pm - Kevin wakes up to the sound of pots and pans and cooking utensils being thrown around the Kitchen. He and the dogs look at one another, then lie their heads back down.
10:05 pm - Kevin can hear his cell phone ringing in the Living Room and just stares at the ceiling and lets it ring.
10:10 pm - Kevin is still lying there listening to things being tossed around the Kitchen while moderate swearing ensues.
10:15 pm - Kevin enters the Dining Room and starts screaming, "WHAT ARE YOU SLAMMING THINGS AROUND FOR??"
And Will yells back, "BECAUSE DINNER ISN'T DONE YET!!"
Kevin snarls, "THERE'S A SURPRISE!!"
Will aggressively inquires, "THANKS A LOT!! WHO CALLED???"
Kevin looks at his phone and screams, "JEANNE!!"
Will yells back, "WELL, WHAT DID SHE WANT??"
Kevin incredulously replies, "I DON'T KNOW, I'LL LISTEN TO IT LATER!"
Will forcefully instructs, "YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO IT NOW!!"
Kevin just about spontaneously combusts and bellows, "I'M GOING TO BED!!"
Will screams, "GOOD!! DAMN IT!!"
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 1:38 PM
28 Comments:
Susan and I often ask ourselves the same thing. Being married has very little to do with my vagina. It has much more to do with the decible in which I communicate!
Don't you just love domestic bliss?
Wow... the perversion.
*Yawn*
Move out here to Massachusetts. Then you could scream at each other in wedded bliss.
I dunno, because you were simultaneously worshiping satan? No? Well, then I don't know.
What's wrong sweets?
Is your hell work time almost over???
How did you guys even see each other?
Yes, I'm still on the gay/blind thing.
I don't have any idea why it isn't legal. It definately should be. I think my hubby and I were the only ones to vote against blocking gay marriage in our stupid West Texas town. I honestly think that by making gay marriage legal, they think that means they have to marry gay also. Maybe it will just make it harder for some of our conservative leaders to stay in the closet? Hmmmm.
ROFL well you just described an evening in our house about 7 years ago, before we had kids.
Now it's more about...
"You get up with her, I got her last time"
and...
"Why on Earth did you spend $350.00 at Gymboree on kids clothes".
LOL ah love is a glorious thing!
Sure sounds a lot like marriage to me. But you get to change roles, which is much more fair.
Sometimes, I swear that you are living my life.
D. used to snack (cheese, salsa and chips), then says, 'Oh, I'm not hungry'. That's the crap straight men get away with.
So I stopped cooking dinner.
For like, four years.
He doesn't do that anymore.
I don't have a clue why marriage is legal for anyone, let alone not legal for some. But then I can't deal with the immigration crap either. Or the war. Or the office of .... ok, I'll stop.
I don't exactly understand why there is such a big problem with two people who love each other getting married if that is what they want to do.
I have heard some pretty fucking lame arguments against it, here in Redneck Alberta (the only province in Canada where the homophobe Premier publically renounced it & incidentally where Brokeback Mountain was filmed....gotta love irony). One person said to me that it would diminish the meaning of her marriage.......WTF??? Another talked about opening up the definition of marriage would give way to marrying of humans to animals or allowing children to marry adults.....
Well.....all I can say to that is.... I have been married to an ape, and was "shacked up" with a man who had the mentality of a 5yr old.....I hope my children have much more luck in love, no matter who they choose to love.
You just described how I've been feeling for days now... Only I'm playing both roles.
God that sounds like many a conversation between me and my husband! Isn't domestic bliss....well blissful??
Damn well should be. If you live like that [like the rest of us] then you should be chained [!] and sealed - hope we see it in my lifetime, or failing that, in yours, ya young whippersnapper.
Cheers
Babe, the only reason I can think of is the majority of Americans have got NO. FUCKING. CLUE.
Or maybe just no fucking. Could be that.
I like arguing, the make up sex is soooo worth it!
Here's another Texan who, along with her hubs, voted against the gay marriage ban. Along with anonymous and her spouse...that makes four of us. What are all the NeoCons so afraid of? Is it that same-sex partnerships will have a better marital track record than their hetero bretheren...and...uh sisteren? Whatever. Or? Is it that we don't mind picturing Will and Kevin having a great time in the sack and the thought of Laura manhandling GW's morning wood makes us want to begin a session of power-vomiting?
LOL...I thought I was reading my own post. We just celebrated 7 years. Some days it feels like 70.
Sounds like just another day in paradise to me . . . shocking!
Carrie
so what what was for dinner and what did jeanne want? *giggles*
OK, I think I'm Will, and Alvaro (my dh) is You. Except not as funny. But just as loud. And wth...I truly don't understand why it isn't legal. What the hell do the lawmakers fear is going to happen? Why is it so threatening to them?
After 18 years together we don't yell much anymore except when we're at a ballgame or stranded on the roof because the ladder fell.
It isn't legal because WE make it fun and America has never legally sanctioned fun.
I just wish you'd stop ignoring Jeanne.
PS. I met Amy Sedaris. You want to touch me, don't you?
I swear you two could be the story line for the next hit sitcom.
Sometimes I really like living alone.
The first time I read this, I must have breezed right past the post title. Today, I got it. *LOL*
I have no idea why it isn't legal - if it walks like a dick and talks like a dick.... wait, that's not how that goes....
Y'all are hitched, I don't care what the boneheads say.
You two are a freakin' old married couple.
Don't tell me your age; doesn't matter!! You're a freakin' OLD MARRIED COUPLE!
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