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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Saving Whales Is Hot...

Guess who thinks saving whales is hot?



Me and Sharon Stone.

But, before I elaborate on all of that, do you know how Whales evolved? They were originally land animals, which just freaks my melon OUT!! Isn't that seriously cool? Fucking blows my dome and makes me hot, dude.



Gets me growling and makes my peep-erectus.

"We only have until end of the day to submit Official Citizen's Comments to protect whales against the Bush Administration's plan to unleash an onslaught of Low-Frequency Active (LFA) sonar throughout the world's oceans." (The letter has already been written for you, all you have to do, if you're so inclined, is to sign and click "Send".)

"The American people have rejected it. The federal courts have ruled against it.

But the U.S. Navy won't take NO for an answer. It's bringing back a sonar system so powerful it can impact whales 300 miles away with its ear-splitting noise. Its effects are so far-reaching -- and so unknown -- it could threaten the survival of entire populations of marine mammals.

Right now the Navy wants to deploy this LFA sonar system across a staggering 70 percent of the world's oceans."


If you'd like to Submit Your Official Citizen Comment?

Sharon and I will think you're SO hot.



The Evolution of My Halloween Costume; Post # 5

And we thank you.




The Evolution of My Halloween Costume; Post # 5

Our fur burgers thank you.

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44 Comments:

Blogger flutter said...

Oh sweet, fancy moses. You just made me lose all control of my furburger.

11:39 AM  
Blogger TastesLikeCrazy said...

Thanks for making a first time reader laugh.

12:26 PM  
Blogger MamaLee said...

Oh.My.Gawd.

Darling, you MUST warn me. Perhaps I should just have NO food or drink nearby when I open up your site PERIOD.

Now I have to wipe up. And you really do need to trim. lol

1:04 PM  
Blogger Blog Antagonist said...

Oh my God...that is just all kinds of wrong. I LOVE IT!

Whales...very worthy cause. You and Sharon and your respective crotches have my support.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Marmite Breath said...

Are you hotter as Maniston or Stone? This is the question that will keep me awake tonight.

Oh, and the sea creatures.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Holy crap! Warn a girl before you put up pictures like that! I almost combusted with lust!

3:13 PM  
Blogger Mitch McDad said...

I was almost afraid to look. I better not dream about Sharon riding me like a broken down mechanical bull tonight, and look up to find you in drag. Crap, now I'm afraid to fall asleep. Classic.

3:13 PM  
Blogger Stepping Over the Junk said...

nice bush

3:26 PM  
Blogger ByJane said...

oh my my my mymymymymym...Hello Chicago!!!

3:31 PM  
Blogger Kristie said...

Good thing you aren't going to BlogHer. I didn't pack my Depends. You would have me pissing all over myself.Actually, I wish you were going.

4:34 PM  
Blogger Tabba said...

Dude. Seriously.

You make my dome explode.

And you need to have a warning system for these types of posts.
Cuz it's just toooo goooood.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

LOL...That's wrong on so many levels. The fur burger part, not the saving the whale part. You crack me up!

6:10 PM  
Blogger Tracysan said...

You are WAY hotter than Sharon Stone!

6:25 PM  
Blogger Mocha said...

If you do this sort of thing on a regular basis then I'm hooked and will ask that you please take requests. Do you? Take requests? Hmmm?

7:43 PM  
Blogger SUEB0B said...

Kevin, you are a cake-taker. As in "You really take the cake."

I gave you some linky love over at Linkateria

9:18 PM  
Blogger awaiting said...

Between you and my new found lust for Senator Joe Biden, I may have to go out and purchase new panties.

You be so hawt!

:) Miss you!

9:38 PM  
Blogger Karen Rani said...

holy shit. you got a license for that thing? a leash?

10:30 PM  
Blogger Whit said...

I believe that is what the cool kids call "funny shit."

Freakin' hilarious.

Oh yeah, save the whales.

11:47 PM  
Blogger Peter Pan said...

I just love that you have all of these costumes just lying around the house........ puts my collection of platform shoes to shame.
Also getting very odd looks form colleagues while my drink comes out of my nose. It snothing to do with how hard you make me laugh .. just something I enjoy doing.

2:01 AM  
Blogger karrie said...

Oh my, what a lovely snatch you have!

I had no idea about the evolutionary history of whales. That really is pretty cool.

3:42 AM  
Blogger ~JJ! said...

I need to know where you come up with this stuff.

Were you a costume designer in your previous life? Or do you really just lurve Halloween THAT much?

4:39 AM  
Anonymous Deb said...

"Hey baby you lookin for a date" ( in her Julia Roberts hooker voice looking at the lodus espree')

4:57 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Thats disturbing...the whales and your horrid blonde bush!!

7:04 AM  
Blogger Kristin said...

Ack - too early for furry evolution!

7:57 AM  
Blogger Open Grove Claudia said...

You are so much hotter than Sharon Stone! I swear but... You always forget the whole waxing thing. Sharon doesn't have any fur in that picture.

Love Whales. Hate Navy. Got it.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Mamma said...

Honey, I didn't want to say anything, but [leaning in to whisper] you need a wax.

Whales from land animals? WTF? I saw humpbacks up close in the ocean last year. It was truly a magnificent experience.

I'm going to miss you this weekend. I wish you were going to be there.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Stephanie said...

Awwww!! You're fur-licious, Baby!!

9:16 AM  
Blogger Sven said...

Mmmmm...tasty!

9:20 AM  
Anonymous cry it out! said...

Is it wrong to say I'm turned on. It feels wrong. But it also feels very, very good. Huh.

Mike

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Chaos Control said...

I love you and I want you. NOW!!

10:07 AM  
Blogger Elle said...

ROFL I just cracked out laughing. Personally I think your snatch is prettier than hers. Just saying is all ;)

10:18 AM  
Anonymous wordgirl said...

I see that the woman who usually does your weekly Brazilian is out of town at the moment.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous momomax said...

I must say, your cooch is way better looking than sharon's.

really fucking hilarious..love it.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Chicky said...

Have you ever seen a woman shoot a pretzel out of her nose? No? Well, too bad you weren't sitting next to me just a minute ago, my friend, because that's what I did after seeing that last picture. I laughed like hell and then a piece of pretzel shot right out of my schnoz. Funny, it didn't hurt too bad.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Moobs said...

I muff be dreaming.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

You WISH you had a fur burger, my friend. Multiple. That's all I'm saying.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

Bwahhhh haaaaa haaaaaa

3:54 PM  
Blogger canape said...

I so wish you were coming to Blogher. You and your furburger. In that dress. And those shades.

5:55 PM  
Blogger debangel said...

Omg, it is way too early in the morning to be snorting when I laugh! You really need a no-beverage warning for posts like that!

5:34 AM  
Blogger halfmama said...

You're hot. I think you should try for a Brazilian though.

THANK YOU! I needed that.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Chicken said...

I actually snorted. SNORTED!

7:54 PM  
Blogger Queen of the Mayhem said...

Kevin....hasn't ANYONE ever told you about the importance of landscaping? It is ALL about the presentation!


I am pretty sure I have learned a new term today.....I shall try to use it in a sentence as soon as possible...OR NOT! (hee-hee)

5:50 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

OMG!!! Dee (aka: Domestic Chicky) said to trust her, that your blog was well worth the read....little did I know I shouldn't have been drinking my morning coffee!!! You are just too frickin' hilarious!!! You can count on me to become a loyal reader & add you to my "hen house."

6:35 AM  
Blogger Ruth Dynamite said...

Two words for you: bikini wax.

Jenny and I were lamenting the fact that you didn't come to Chicago. You would have been a Rock Star with swarms of fans. Rock on, Kevin.

4:18 AM  

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