TTTTiiiimmmmmyyyyyy!!!!!
Wheelchair user taken on wild 50-mph ride
Associate Press: "A man was taken on a wild ride when his wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was accidentally pushed down a highway for FOUR MILES at about 50 MPH, authorities said."
About 4 p.m. Wednesday, a caller told police dispatchers, “You are not going to believe this: There is a semi truck pushing a guy in a wheelchair on Red Arrow Highway,” state police said in a release."
This contribution comes to us today from our dashing correspondent, Dickie in D.C. Thanks, Dickie!
And bless this guy's heart, he wasn't upset...Although, he did spill his soda, damn it.






8 Comments:
Frightening.
Are the Amazon items things you really dig, or just random possible purchases for the retail-inclined? Harville Hendrix rocks.
;-)
Holy crap! How freaking crazy. That guy was probably shitting himself. Of course, that's probably normal stuff, but still.
I suppose he wasn't lucky enough to have that semi be a Coca-Cola truck, eh?
Ocean - I'm afraid that they're just random things put up in relation to what I'm writing about. I'm surprised that the ads just aren't perpetually something like "Vagisil" or something for herpes.
Whit - Less has certainly made me shit my pants.
Nancy - too bad it wasn't an ice cream truck. the only time they hit 50 mph is when you're running to catch up to them. bastards.
yeah SOME of us know ALL about the random shit that advertisers put on a website!!!
*sniffs for a vagina smell*
Ho. Lee. Crap. How does someone not notice that they've not only hit someone, but have pushed them down the highway for 4 MILES????
That's better than Mr. Toad's wild ride at Disneyland. Amazing!
I had heard this on the radio, crazy huh?
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