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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Streak Week

So, I've made it through the first day and am beginning a second day of a six week long bitch-slap fest at work. Yes, that's right...I get bitch-slapped for six weeks and I don't even have to pay for it. In fact, they pay me. I know, I know, "Where do I sign??" Trust me, you don't want this kind of bitch-slapping. You may remember me talking of it last year. And then, there's always perspective to calm my mellow dramatic ass down.

Well, another year has flown by and I'm back for more.

I think that if I trade my present attire of shorts, tee-shirts and running shoes for my old Coast Guard digs and accessories, I may not get "bitch-slapped" so readily. What do you think?


You can't tell, but we're all wearing heels in that photo. No less than hot lipstick red. And a best bud of mine, Deb, and myself wearing our do-rags in Port-O-Potty, Haiti back in the 90's. You like? Sassy, huh? Oh wait a minute, did I say "Port-O-Potty"?? I, of course meant, Port Au Prince. You're wondering where the boa is, aren't you? It's under the flak jacket.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to run in heels with all that gear?

So, I think that I should either go with the combat get-up, or go for broke.



Either way, in the end, I'll invariably be carried away wearing nothing.



I'll try to post just as regularly. This week will no doubt be the worst. So, if I don't show for a couple of days, forgive me,



I may be attempting to streak through a field.


Anyone with me???

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21 Comments:

Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

I am SO in!!!!

10:54 AM  
Blogger furiousBall said...

what's that running around naked for no reason? i'm in

10:59 AM  
Blogger Nancy said...

Corporal Klinger has nothing over you ... I bet the boa and heels looked fabulous. *wink*

11:46 AM  
Blogger Mamma said...

I'm afraid my flab would start a-going and leave you with a bruise.

But if you're not afraid, then what the heck!

The Coast Guard? You? Really?

I've definitely missed some posts.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Whit said...

I would streak with you but everyone else would keep tripping on my penis. That wouldn't be fair.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Blog Antagonist said...

You were in the Coast Gaurd? That is SO hot. The heels do not effect my opinion in that regard at all.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

uh uh.. not me...
no one see's me nekid...
nope ..
no way no how...
too shy!

6:08 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Janet - I KNEW that you would be.

Furious - Somehow, I knew you would be too.

Nancy - especially after everyone had a few drinks.

Mamma - I'm not afraid, BRING IT, BABY!!

Whit - I know how you feel, that's why I wrap mine up around my shoulders...twice...okay, okay, three times.

Blog Antagonista - Why, thank you. So...what are you wearing right now?

Terri - Care for a fig leaf? Or three?

6:36 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Oh, and HOW FRICKIN' FUNNY IS STREAKING???

I LOVE IT, when people get busted for streaking.

I think that it's FRICKING FAAANNNNTASTIC!!

seriously. I wish people did it more.

6:38 PM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

Coast Guard?
Like totally second to National Park Rangers.
Bow Chicka bow wow!
Heh.

7:24 PM  
Blogger Grim Reality Girl said...

Due to my stetch mark saga, I will respectfully decline the offer to streak.... know that I'm with you in spirit and cheering your happy ass on from the sidelines! I love watching the naked men run!!!

7:36 PM  
Blogger canape said...

Dude. I cannot run without a bra on. Painful for me. Painful for you. Painful for all. Boobage slapping me in the face like some dueling match. Owwwwww.

I'm up for cheering you on though.

8:22 PM  
Anonymous canarygirl said...

Streaking *is* hilarious! hahaha Canape...care to share the boobage? Fried eggs don't bounce, let alone bruise. lmao Kevin, wishing you an uneventful (as far as equipment issues go) week. I do want pics of the heels and boa, though. ;)

12:57 AM  
Blogger Sayre said...

Streaking BEGAN in my hometown - my dad was a radio reporter at the time and went out to a big streaking event and ran with them, interviewing as they went. He wore clothes, though. Weirdly enough, my ex-husband was one of the runners...

6:07 AM  
Blogger deedeewolfe said...

In those fatigues, I've never wanted you more! *GROWL*

I'm in on the streaking! *WINK*

6:16 AM  
Blogger Open Grove Claudia said...

You're so cute with your guns in your greens. Yay baby! That was before the Coast Guard went Homeland Security - I'm certain you had more fun! ;)

Love the streakers. Nothing like a view of some shriveled nads to get me chortling in the morning.

And I promise to cheer y'all on when you go streaking. Supportive, but not naked in public - that's me!

8:49 AM  
Blogger Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

I'd need 3 for the front...
and an extra large for the back..
thanks!

*snicker snicker*

9:14 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

I've got some new heels you can borrow for the occasion, five inch heels . . .Streaking? Hell yeah, sign me up.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Slackermommy said...

Absolutely! I's love to streak through a field with a bunch of naked guys and then go skinny dipping.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Peter Pan said...

That's fine as long as I can keep some footwear on .... so would you prefer the 5 inch silver platform shoes, 7 inch red and blue glitter platfrom boots or my batman printed converse all stars? I'll let you choose dear.
x

2:08 AM  
Anonymous Chaos Control said...

I wish I had the balls to join you in the streaking ...

4:06 PM  

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