The Not-So Minty Twins

I bet you're wondering what "twins" I'm talking about...

Could it be these twins?


Sweet...but no.


How about these adorable, though appearing angry twins?


Them neither.

Or what about BaBAMbi's "twins"? You remember her, don't you? She was the nurse that attended to my Father after he passed out on the floor of that winery?



Well, her "twins" are mighty fine, but we're not talking about those ones either.

We're talking about our excellent friend, Jen. You remember "Jen", right? She's the one who keeps the vibrator in the glove compartment for when she's in heavy Los Angeles traffic? Yeah, that one.

Well, Jen came up and spent the weekend with us a few weeks ago. We always LOVE when she visits, although her life always makes ours' appear as though we're standing still. But anyway, we love seeing her.

The "twins" that I'm referring to were revealed to her by her current boyfriend.

The two of them...umm...69'd. In the event that you're not sure what this is, it is when two people (hopefully they're people, although I've seen dogs do it as well) are performing a "favor" for each other simultaneously...with tongues involved. And the position is rather...humbling...especially if you're the one on top.

So, being in a humbling position, please correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that there's an unspoken rule, or understanding, that your partner's eyes (as are your own) are closed during the maneuver.

Or at least lie about it.

Anyway, after the 69 was complete, he says to her, "You know what?"

And she's feeling of course, WONDERFUL...so she's says, "What?"

And he says, "Your butthole looks just like mine. Our buttholes look alike."

*****Insert the sound of crickets*****

Now, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be able to pick mine out of a line-up. I mean, I clip down there and all, because otherwise it'd be like shitting through a wig, but I don't bust out the mirrors and get all crazy trying to SEE the damn thing.