"God's a little bit Counnntttrry, She's a little bit Rock-n-Roll..."

Yesterday, I heard a guy say, "I LOVE Country music, just like any good, GOD FEARING person in this room should."

Okay...

So, do you think that he thinks that he's good because he fears god?

Or, do you think that he thinks that he's good because he likes Country music? And does he really like Country music, or does he like it because he thinks that he "should"? And therefore is a big liar mouth.

Or, do you think that he thinks that he's good because he is straight, white and owns a gun?

Or, do you think that he thinks that he's good because he likes the same music that god likes? Because if this last one is the case, I'm sorry to be the one to tell him that anyone who is ANYONE, KNOWS that god's favorite music is Swing.



And anyone who is ANYONE, KNOWS that her/his/its son loves the 80's.



And anyone who is ANYONE, KNOWS that the devil likes Hip-Hop. But, now I'm confused, because Jesus might like Hip-Hop as well. I mean, otherwise who is in this photo? And is the red head in the back Mary Magdalene? And what happened to her hands and her feet? I suppose that she doesn't need them. She probably just walks around on her nubs and smacks Jesus around with her wrists.




Could Jesus and Satan like the same music? I mean, they could stand separate on moral issues, but would it be feasible to think that they happen to share similar tastes in music?

Satan doesn't think so. But then again, he's angry about everything. It's always drama with that guy.




What about Vanilla Ice? Where does he fall in this category? Was he Hip-Hop? He's wearing red, white and blue, so he must be on god's side, right?



But then again, those are the same colors as other countries flags, not just our own, the UK and France to mention two of them. Does god like them too?

Does Amy Grant know? Oh no...that's right...she's an ADULTERER.

Does Jimmy Swaggart know? Oh no...that's right...he's an ADULTERER.

What about Jim Baker? Yeah...that's a big negative too, good buddy.

Oh well...I am certain that in purgatory, they play; Astrud Gilberto - The Girl From Ipanema



Although, after watching this video (and I put the shorter one here), my bet is that they play this one in hell as well. Because it hurt just watching it.