Cat Scratched Dumb Ass

This contribution comes to us from our correspondent in Cleveland; Tantilizing, Sour-puss Tina. She's full of piss and vinegar, that one is, so don't let her fool you if she tries to convince you otherwise. Thanks Tina! You evil, tantilizing hussie.

Speaking of piss and vinegar and sour pussies, wait until you see the dumb ass reporter and the cat in the above video clip.

Lesson here?

If a cat (or dog for that matter) is GROWLING at you???

It's a really good idea to:

1) Leave them alone.

2) Set them down if you're holding them.

3) If they're growling? They're not "having fun".

4) If you've ignored #1 and #2, then it's pretty clear that you've had at least one lobotomy in your past. And if you haven't? We'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you just probably forgot that you did.

This reminds me of the time when there was a less-than-bright neighbor who insisted on petting Wednesday, our Jack Russel mix from hell, and no surprise, she jumped up and bit his stupid ass.

And you know what? I didn't really feel all that badly about it. Wednesday didn't like him at all, obviously. She growled at him right from the start, but "St. Francis" insisted on being her friend. Well, she wasn't in the mood for anymore friends. At least not anymore stupid friends. And she was very clear about it from the start.

P.S. The dickheads that they're talking about in the above clip shouldn't be allowed near animals. They don't deserve to be in the presence of innocent creatures in shelters. But they DO deserve to be near the animals' shit and piss. And as far as I'm concerned, they should be sentenced to clean the animals stalls with their tongues. And I'm not fucking kidding.

P.S.S. Oh yeah, and the less-than-bright reporter says that she "must not be a cat person"??? No bitch, you must not be a "smart" person.