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Sunday, February 11, 2007

We're Both Greek

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The beautiful Miss Jennifer Aniston.



The incredibly alluring Keviner Charniston.



See? I'm so completely hot.



You can admit it. Go ahead, it's okay...


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

With Love, Jennifer and Keviner


*****Special thanks to Mr. Charniston's true Valentine; Mr. William Bezek - the Artistic Director/Photographer of all of Mr. Charniston's work. Without his genius, none of this would be possible.*****

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56 Comments:

Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I bow down and WORSHIP you. Do you hear me? WORSHIP I said!!!

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Sayre said...

Will's great at that! When I got to the second picture, it took me a minute...

You're both lovely, Dahhhh-ling!

5:57 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Oh dear god. That's going to keep me up at night. :-)

6:14 PM  
Blogger Blog Antagonist said...

I met with OTJ for coffee a while back, and she was singing your praises. I'm just now getting around to visiting. And I must say...

Dayum that was funny.

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

See this is why we're so good together. I spent hours this morning in a bizarro photo shoot myself.

Also, nice ass.

7:01 PM  
Blogger Mamma said...

THAT was the best Valentine's gift EV-AR!!!!!!

I'm with Jessica, I WORSHIP you!!

I think you should consider a whole series based on the photography of Annie Lebovitz!! Oh pleeeease!!!!

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Mitch McDad said...

Dude....I just had a Silence Of the Lambs moment. Poor, poor, Jennifer.

8:42 PM  
Blogger vince said...

Kevin, this is truly a masterpiece. good job :) and happy valentine's day.

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Nat said...

For the record, you're much hotter.

10:16 PM  
Blogger kat said...

i am glad to know that you do not have matching thong-tans. that would have been disturbing.

10:31 PM  
Blogger Lotta said...

So do all the Greek's have fine asses?

Ps - Did you see that on Perez Hilton he was making fun of Aniston's "gigantic nipples". I'm pretty sure a Canadian dime would look huge next to her wee body.

10:41 PM  
Anonymous karrie said...

The in-between stage looks a bit like Tori Spelling. ;)

3:26 AM  
Anonymous canarygirl said...

hehehehehehhehee! OMFG that was funny!

4:11 AM  
Blogger Beccy said...

Oh...my..god...

Thank is FANTASTIC!

I agree with Karrie re: the Tori Spelling look.

Cute butt.

4:41 AM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

I have never gotten a better Valentine...EVAH!

You rock Kevin! On so many levels I can't even describe it!

I want to wrap you up in a whole wheat wrap, cover you in hot mustard and sop you up for lunch.

Cute ass.

5:12 AM  
Anonymous mamatulip said...

I tried to get to your blog all weekend and all I got was a blank page. I clicked over here from another blog, half expecting to see a blank page...and instead I see this fine piece of...

Aw, yeah.

5:38 AM  
Blogger Stepping Over the Junk said...

I am SO turned on, you need to publish those in People Magazine or something. SEXY DIVA! You've just made my day.

6:32 AM  
Anonymous _susan said...

LOVE IT! At first I thought it was some creative Photoshop work, but no, it's the boy himself! Wild!

7:28 AM  
Blogger gingajoy said...

my favorite part is the subtle change to the ass. that takes real craftmanship.

7:58 AM  
Blogger MamaLee said...

OMG I don't even know you and I Wuv you. Thanks for cracking me up! xoxo

P.S. I want my eyeshadow back.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

OMG...OMG... *tries to catch breath*

That shit is funny.

8:27 AM  
Blogger Attila The Mom said...

Angelina over this stunner? What in the world was Brad thinking?

Brilliant! LOL

8:45 AM  
Anonymous jen said...

I LOVE UUUUUU! I am laughing so hard I cannot see the screen anymore!!! Am sharing with co-workers NOW!

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Deanna (Domestic Chicky) said...

Oh.My.Gahhhhh!!!!

Add me to the worshipping flock. You are out this world crazy-brilliant...

Sweet Arse!

9:22 AM  
Blogger Pendullum said...

Next you are going to tell me the Telly Savalas was your Godfather as well...
Who loves ya baby?
We do.....

9:23 AM  
Blogger furiousBall said...

I'm waiting for the Janet Jackson Rolling Stone booby holding cover shot next.

9:24 AM  
Anonymous dodo said...

sorry - am confused - which one's La Aniston?

10:02 AM  
Anonymous wordgirl said...

Sweet Lord! You had me at Keviner.I'll need a moment alone now.

10:26 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

oh my! this is awesome. i love it!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Slackermommy said...

I didn't notice it was you at first. I was too busy checking out Jen's butt. What does that say about me?

12:36 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Chicky said...

Hawt! You're one hot piece of ass, baby.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Lynilu said...

LOL!!!!!! OK, we are even now! I just split a gut over this post! I hope KevJen have a Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

1:19 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

You babe, you!
(I especially love how well Will posed you to match her position; it's such a close match I really didn't understand the difference for the first microsecond. Brilliantly done!)

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Awaiting said...

Well, hit me upside the head with a leather egg beater! Please tell me why I cannot stop staring at your ass?

1:41 PM  
Blogger mo the wineux said...

Kevjen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was way to funny ~~~your a brave soul!!!! Love it Now for a drink
Cheers
PS Can I have my wig back

4:16 PM  
Blogger Samantha said...

I LOVE those photos, you look fabulous darhling!

4:42 PM  
Blogger Terri said...

OH...MY...GODFREY!!!!!!!

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN AGES ...

My stomach is aching...
that is soooooo freaking funnnnny!!
I almost choked on my food.

Thanks for the most fun laughing I've had in quite some time!

4:43 PM  
Blogger carrie said...

You guys have matching tan lines...

Carrie

5:22 PM  
Blogger amyerj said...

Fan-fucking-tastic!

7:15 PM  
Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

I could see the resemblance right away. But I never realized how pretty Jennifer Aniston is before. You're both so lovely.

Kudos to Will, and Happy Valentine's Day all around.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Ruth Dynamite said...

Aniston's got nothing on you, Kevin.

You're HOTTT! (And completely out of control. But I love it!)

4:05 AM  
Blogger Kristen said...

Oh my god. I totally love how you even photoshopped the ass!

8:25 AM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

UMM...no photoshop necessary. the ass is mine...fuzz and all.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

LMAO that kinda scared me a bit! tee hee hee

12:06 PM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

This photo essay actually made me jump in my office chair, at least half an inch.

You're a rock star, Charnas.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Queen of the Mayhem said...

That is helarious! I feel certain if you sent these pictures to her....she would totally date you! (hee-hee)

VERY FUNNY!

2:59 PM  
Blogger amyerj said...

I've personally converted at least 12 non-bloggers (ya, I know, not that impressive) to the medium based on this post alone.

I'm with "oh, the joys"... I WORSHIP you. Classic, beautiful, unique, smart and damn, damn funny. You are inspirational!

7:43 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Thank you... Honestly. Thank you. For those of you that were scared, nauseated, laughing, or otherwise...thank you.

I hope that it didn't give anybody nightmares.

10:21 PM  
Blogger awaiting said...

Happy Valentine's Day my red boot, puss costume wearing, brownie baking, dog walking, FINE handsome ass Kevin!!

Hope your day is FANTABUFUCKINGAWESOME!!

11:41 PM  
Blogger kim said...

you are a total nut lmao! happy valentines day kevin! wuv ya

11:42 PM  
Blogger mollymcmo said...

awwwwwwwwwww i LOVE it! so made my day. although i have to admit i was a bit disappointed that you didn't do a shot while you were lying on your back.

still HOT as hell though :)

m

6:33 AM  
Anonymous dormama said...

Kevy.. baby, baby...I always lurk here, but never comment here. but today....OMG!!! Amazing.... You are the shizatt! I'm scream laughing! Funny, funny, funny as hell~ You INCREDIBLE, CRAZY-SEXY THING. You're bringin' sexy back! I love you madly! Thanx for the laugh when I needed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kevy.. baby, baby...I always lurk here, but never comment here. but today....OMG!!! Amazing.... You are the shizatt! I'm scream laughing! Funny, funny, funny as hell~ You INCREDIBLE, CRAZY-SEXY THING. You're bringin' sexy back! I love you madly! Thanx for the laugh when I needed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:41 PM  
Blogger Mom on Coffee said...

OMG, thats so funny...So funny, I think I peed a little.

8:40 AM  
Blogger Kyla said...

HILARIOUS!!!! (here from the ROLF's)

12:12 PM  

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