Spoiled, ego-centric, maniacal ho. That's right, dawg, I said it.

"OOOOOOO, I'M LYIN' LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS! Shhhiittttt..."

Naomi Campbell regrets hitting maid with phone

I haven't really said anything about Anna Nicole dying, or Britney Spears' new haircut, mainly because I felt sorry for them (and the media was certainly saying enough). They didn't and haven't really hurt anybody. Although, I do feel badly for both of their children. Will and I are longing to adopt children, while so many others don't give a thought about it, have them and then forget about them as if they're suppose to raise themselves.

I felt deeply sad that Anna Nicole died. It wasn't like I was a big fan of her's, because I wasn't. I wasn't surprised that she died, but I felt bad nonetheless. Her life always seemed so desperate. And she died alone. Young. Torn up. And alone.

I recently called Britney a "shithead" on another blog and afterwards felt bad about it. She's obviously desperate as well. A child star who has no touch with reality. Neither of these two women should've been procreating when their own lives were such a mess, but then again, a lot of people shouldn't be...just because they can.

So, I have more heart for these two souls, my sisters from other misters, because they didn't really hurt anyone.

But Naomi Campbell? Bitch, no you din't.

She said; "I have a deep sense of shame for the things I've done."

*Bitch, you should. What you probably meant is that you have shame that you got caught.

However, she goes on to say what made her do it; It was "tiredness, lack of sleep (and) just so many things,"

*Like you're spoiled, ego-centric and a ho, ho. And "lack of sleep"? Maybe we can just go straight to "crack" ho. You've been promoted.

"I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana (her maid)," Campbell said at her court appearance. "This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her."

*Bitch, you LYIN'!!! YOU EVIL TROLL! What you probably meant was, "I did not intend to hit her, I intended to kill her and dump her body in the Hudson."

"I do therapy every day,"

*Beelzebub? You'd better start going twice a day. And Vodka isn't therapy. Trust me, I know.

Campbell tells "Extra," adding that she's also partaking in the healing powers of crystals: "I think they bring great energy. ... You should see how many I travel with."

*Great. More weapons. What she meant to say was; "I think they bring great energy...You should see how many I can throw in 10 seconds. Them little bitches is heavy! And beat the hell out of those Chinese throwing stars. I can't aim those motherfuckers worth shit."

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