Home Safety and Lock Bumping
My Mother-out-law sent this to me about pieces of shit "Lock Bumping" their way into your home. When I followed the link to youtube, the videos next to this news clip were ones showing these pubic heads how to make "bump keys" and how to "lock bump".
One day I hope to be a pacifist. As I've said before, I certainly think that pacifists are more evolved than knuckle-dragging fighters. But, for the time being, I'm still dragging my knuckles through the dirt. I'm not proud of it, that's just the state of where I'm at right now. I'm working on it, but it's going to take some more time...and more booze...and more pot...and maybe some valium.
Until then, if someone "bumps" my lock, they'll look back with fondness on the day they had eyelids. It's not that I care about my possessions so much, but rather the safety of my family.
So, I just got off the phone with a police officer to check on the legitimacy of "lock bumping". He confirmed that it is in fact a legitimate concern. But also informed me that if you go to your local hardware store or lock smith, you'll be able to find a brand that can NOT be bumped. A couple of the brands that he recommended are: Schlage and Weslock.
Just some FYI.






7 Comments:
that's ok, i have a stock pile of uranium sitting in my foyer to radiate any burglars breaking in.
Fanfrickin'tastic.
Another of the bajillion things I need to worry about before I go to bed at night.
Where can I get a farkin' sawed off shotgun?
actually, i could really use my some good old fashioned lock-bumping right now.
seriously kevin. when did you forget "thou shalt avoid primetime dumbfuck news that liketh to scare thou shitless into watching for good ratings...?"
(mwah) (and hopes you feel better soon.)
I think it's so sexy when you get all riled up and knuckly-dragging!!
Missing eyelids...BWAHHHH!!
Oh, you sweet, sweet, wanna-be pacifist. Talk to the sawed-off riot gun in my closet.
I don't want to be the kind of girl who has a gun in the house but unfortunately I am and it's stories like this that make me less likely to get rid of 'Mathilda'. Yeah, I named my gun. Wanna make something of it?
Sorry, sweety. 'Mathilda' makes me a little aggressive. Now I've gotta put on my pencil skirt and go to the firing range.
Rowr.
Public service site about lock bumping and how to protect yourself against it!
http://www.LockBumping.org
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