Let There Be Light! And...No Wisecracking Of Pubic Hair Length.
More pillow talk...
The other night, I walked into the bathroom to take a shower and Will was doing something disgusting with a hanger and the sink. So, I asked; "Will, what are you doing?"
And he replied; "The sink is clogged, I'm trying to unclog it."
Me: "Well, if your pubics weren't so long, maybe it wouldn't be all clogged."
Will: "Bubba! It's because my hair is longer now."
Me: "Yeah, that's what I'm saying..."
Will: "NO! The hair on my head!"
Me: "Um...yeah, whatever, it's because your pubics are so long."
Will: "BUBBA!"
Me: "Hey, I'm just saying..."
***Then I burst into a coughing fit, unable to stop for a few moments.***
Will: "See? Jesus is getting you."
Me: "Will, I don't think that Jesus really cares if I'm making fun of your pubic hair."
Will: "Yes he does. Jesus works in mysterious ways."
That would be mysterious, wouldn't it?
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I asked Will if he thought that the above interaction was funny (twisted) enough to post on the blog. Here's his response:
"Sure, I think it's funny enough. I think it's funny that Jesus got you."
And so, my beloved remains convinced that the divine intervenes in wise cracks regarding pubic hair length.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 9:09 AM
23 Comments:
Oh, to be a fly on the wall at your house! Of course, if I were, I'd be laughing so hard I'd fall off the wall and sprain my wing, but . . .
I think Jesus LIKES it when people talk about pubic hair...
I notice he was cleaning out the bathroom SINK.... are there fun things that happen in a bathroom sink that I have yet to discover?
All of my personal hygiene occurs closer to the bathtub..
But perhaps 'nuf said.
Jesus is a little hairy isn't he...maybe he did get offended...Who knows right?
I hate/don't clean the fur out of the bathroom anything. It grosses me out and I gag. Another nasty vision. You go Will.
Imagine how much hair would be in Jesus' tub! I mean, the guy had LOCKS-A-PLENTY.
...or is that lox?
...with a schmear?
I should go to bible school or something.
Just call him "Maude"...
eeek!
I've got 3--count 'em---3 guys who don't take care of that stuff.
I'm the only one who likes to take long leisurely baths. But it truly skeeves me out when a big clot of pubes come floating up from the drain when I flip the plug.
ewwww. I got the huzz now. LOL
Thank goodness you didn't nmock his nose hair - it would have meant instant vaporisation.
That is funny.... you guys are hilarious. And, I am sure G-d has a sense of humor..
Lisa
How do you manage to clog a whole sink up with pubic hair?
We're getting seperate bathrooms once we're married.
Lynilu - and don't you worry, if you'd sprain your wing, we wouldn't smush you. There's no killing in this home, even of flies. :)
Crank - apparently the hair on top of his head gets down in the sink...I don't know how the hell that happens, but...it doesn't help that the sink and drains are pieces of shit.
Janet & Jessica - I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW WOOLY JESUS WAS! Talk about the lamb of God...huh? BA-DOM-DOM.
Sayre - HHAA!!
Attila - yuk. And; "I got the huzz now." HHAA!!
Moobs - appropriately, I would've turned into a booger.
Lisa - thank you. :) and I'm sure you're right. ...I hope you're right.
Jenny - SEE? I don't blame you. His pubes are at least 4 feet long and my ass hair is like 5 feet long...and wirey.
Yea, Will does have incredibly long pubes. Oooops! I wasn't supposed to tell anyone...
I think it's funny that he calls you "Bubba"
I never thought I would hear Jesus and pubes used in the same conversation :)
Oh jeeeeesus!! I hate bathrooms, and hair in the sink, and in the drain and on the bottom of the tub, god I'd die if I pulled the plug and an sos pad of pubes came a floating up, I'd absolutely die!!
Carrie
seems like no matter how short my hair is, the drain always clogs up. i think it's murphy's law or something.
I don't even want to know how his extra long pubic hair got in the sink. The shower I can understand, but the sink? 'Dems some loooong pubs.
Jesus probably had some pretty long ones himself.
Maybe he had to barter his carpenter skills with a plumber.
oh man you two are hilarious
Ewwwwwwwwwww stop talking about ASS HAIR! I was fine until you had to start taking about ass hair!!
So, lemme get this straight...
Will washes his hair in the sink and not in the shower?
Or are the long pubic hairs in the shower...
Do I reeeeeeaaaally wanna know da' answer???
I just want to know what the heck happened to my darn comment!!?
I know I posted one....maybe not...I mighta been too intoxicated to leave one. You know once the kids go to bed its far game as far as alcohol and my bloodstream are concerned.
Here's a toast to you and Will's pubic hairs..may they grow back LONGER than ever!
Susan!! you burned those pics didn't you???
Steppin' - everyone is "Bubba" in this home. If you came over, you'd be "Bubba".
Sam - VERY good observation! Funny...I never thought so either.
Carrie - an "SOS" pad??? HHHAAA!!!
Pink - it's true. it's like dust clogs them.
Mrs. Chicky - Will wants me to clarify that he doesn't have long pubes. He's been growing the hair on his head longer these days and then when he combs it, some of it ends up in the sink. He's mortified to think that people actually think that he really does have long pubes...which cracks me the fuck up.
Hearts - or a gardner.
Becky - thanks for saying so and being nice, rather than saying "demented". :)
Jenn - sorry, sweets...it had to be done.
Pend - please refer to my comment back to Mrs. Chicky - for further clarification. :)
Await - I'm sure that will be NOOOO problem. I could clothe Uganda with the hair that grows off me.
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