Wine? Or Whine? See What Cheating Gets You?
Okay, now I'm just going to start right off with fully acknowledging that I'm going to hell. I've said it before and so I just want to re-iterate a couple of things.
1. I know that I'm going to hell, so I am going to make certain that it's worth it.
2. I don't want to go to heaven, because I won't know ANYONE.
Now that that is all cleared up. Joeygory has contributed this clip. Joey, thank you. Truly, thank you...I sat here reluctantly laughing, then coughing my big gay ass off until the tears started to spill...then laughing again.
Analysis:
1. Dumb idea to put those tubs up in the air on a small platform. Who the fuck didn't see that one coming?
2. You dumb ho. You cheated. Then you fell on your head and sounded absolutely fucking ridiculous. I would pray for you to not be a loser, but it's too late.
I must pray now to thank the gods for replay. Honestly, it wasn't like the chick's head broke off, so I'm sure that relatively speaking, she's okay. But those sounds? Those sounds???
Dear God, thank you for gravity and dumb people who cheat and vocal chords.
Amen.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 10:58 AM
10 Comments:
I am dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!!
This may have been up there with the wobbly ankled supermodel.
I've seen that. That was big here...Poor crazy thing..did you see her act so excited right before she took the spill. Yikes.
omg that was freakin hilarious. serioulsy. what a dumb whore.
Am I going to hell for laughing at this!!?
Did you hear her wimpering like a hurt dog!? And then crying! On LIVE TV!!! Excellent!
How the hell did those anchors keep a straight face. I would have been on the floor.
She deserved it going in there all negative about stepping on grapes. If we put the juice in a tube and got an esthetician to rub it on your feet you'd pay $75.
and in my sick mind, I am wondering what kind of huge scab is going to appear on her face in a few days!
ouch. This is why I refuse to ever be videotaped. You never know when you're going to make a complete fool of yourself for all the world to see.
Wow. It looks like the Almighty has got his retribution for cheaters response times down to impressive near instantaneous levels.
Ok, even without sound, it was a riot. It could have been worse for this girl. I actually know someone who's great grandparents died crushing grapes in Italy back in the day. They got drunk from the fumes and drowned in the juices. Thanksfully, the family sees the bizarre side of this, and often tell that story as if they were nutball heros of the clan.
I didn't see that one coming, but I don't think I'll ever forget (a) the fall and (b) the moans. On live tv. She practically yelped, "I want my mommy."
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