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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

A Reluctant Invite

This is kind of like saying; "Hi! Come on in and make yourself at home...just don't touch anything...and don't sit anywhere."

I'm considered "disordered" (i.e. lacking in organization or in confusion). That's no surprise. If you took a look in my man purse or my brief case, or took a gander at the stack of mail on my desk, or the laundry, you would definitely agree that I was lacking in organization. And when I'm confronted with people who claim to be "pro life", yet "pro war", then you'll definitely find me in a state of confusion.

So, there we have it. I am disordered.

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8 Comments:

Blogger kat said...

well, i'm the one really wanting to put a "mean people suck" sticker on my car but suspect that it might be a bad professional move.

way to go giving more people odd inhabition disorders, catholic church.

11:43 PM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Then they'll say.."at least we offered our hospitality". So dopey.

4:27 AM  
Blogger Stephanie A. said...

According to some I'm completely disordered, too, Kevin. It all makes sense to me, but it's just the rest of the world that is confused.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous _susan said...

And for some crazy reason my girlfriend's family questions why she no longer attends church...ever!

10:03 AM  
Blogger ~d said...

man purse.
:)

I am officially signing up to have Kevin delivered to my email box.

I have missed making it a priority to read you

11:19 AM  
Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

Apparently being Pro Life has limitations. They are Pro-SOME lives, but not others, so it should not be taken as a blanket statement.

I share your confusion.

I must have a serious disorder, too.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Moobs said...

According to Para 2357 of the Catholic Cathecism you are, in fact, "intrinsically disordered".

Furthermore homosexual acts are acts of "grave depravity". I'm sure that this is not what the Holy Mother Church intended but how cool would it be to put "gravely depraved" on your resume. They make it sound so cool.

So how is your compulsory chastity coming along?

5:38 PM  
Blogger carrie said...

I cannot even read those contradictions without grinding my teeth down to the gums!

Carrie

12:27 AM  

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