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Friday, November 10, 2006

Flying The Hungry Jack

As opposed to flying the Union Jack, I suppose.



I've been a little depressed lately. For no good reason, really. But, I still have been nonetheless. Maybe it's because Halloween and all the excitement that swirls around it is over, which I have yet to tell you about. Or maybe it's because our nephew and his girlfriend have departed and we're just left feeling stagnant. I don't know, maybe it's a combination of things. Anyway, I'm feeling a little blah, but I'll climb out of it. Nothing that snorting a little Ajax won't fix.

I took the following pics a while ago when I was at the beach with the dogs. I wanted to show you proof of it because I was shell shocked when I saw this. It's kind of like an advertisement of sorts...I guess. But the thing is, it just kind of makes me more depressed.

I don't know if it was Santa or his bad boy brother who was doing the advertising that literally had put this on a flag that was waving in the breeze. And had put requests on rocks around a little alcove at the beach that apparently served as their passion palace. I don't know who did it. But they did. And I was somewhat floored. At first I thought it was funny, more like a nervous-type-of-funny, not really a guffaw so much. Then, I thought it was kind of pathetic and it just made me sad.


I'm not sure if this is a request, or a suggestion, or maybe a demand? Whatever it was, it was flapping in the breeze...flapping in the BREEZE!


Okay, this is more clear. This is a statement, with an exclamation.


This is a little passive-aggressive. This is a request, but really it's more of a demand.

I usually try to look on the bright side of things and not take things so seriously, if you hadn't guessed. So, at least the person knows what they want and aren't afraid to say it, huh?

I don't know...it still kind of bums me out, maybe I need a drink. It's noon somewhere, right? Maybe I should make it a double.

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8 Comments:

Blogger Sayre said...

I can see why this would make you sad. Having to advertise/pay for love removes the magic from what most people are looking for... a best friend with sexual benefits. I'm sure a lot of people out there have had sex for sex's sake - and found that it's just not as much fun as when there's a real connection.

You, my friend, are lucky. You have such a connection in Will. I have one with my husband. And it makes me feel sad for all those who live without that kind of closeness.

You'll snap out of it, Kevin. The aftermath of big excitement feels depressing, but in reality, it's just not as exciting.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Well, it's a pretty realistic rendition, I would say. Good artist anyway...Poor writer though.

I hope you feel better soon. (((hugs)))

How is Will? Is he feeling better?

1:58 PM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

Kevin, this will make you laugh and smile. You won't be able to help it.

Cheer up.

(((((((((((((((you))))))))))

xo,
OTJ

5:22 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Sayre - thank you, you're right. We are lucky, aren't we?

Janet - it was a good artist, no? Would you believe that that writing is out of tar? There's natural tar sepage out of the ground around here and there are huge globs of it that wash up on shore. It's disgusting and I have to wipe it off of the dogs paws (and our feet!) with paper towels and baby oil. When I used to do long-distance swimming in the ocean, I'd come out of the water with smears of tar on my body and face...nice, huh? Not nearly as clean as the east coast beaches and Florida beaches. Anyway, this artist must have used a stick and a big glob of tar. yuk.
Oh, and Will is feeling better, thank you for asking! :)

Jessica - that laughing baby was AWESOME! And it DID cheer me up, thank you. "PLONK!" So cute... and he kind of laughed like Jonathon Winters, no? Was it Jonathon Winters??

6:14 PM  
Blogger Moobs said...

That's one versatile rock - did you take it home?

6:16 PM  
Blogger kat said...

HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THE SANTA POST?!?!?!? what bad misfortune of mine to not hear your commentary.

what is that written with? it looks like nailpolish.

hope you feel better soon. it's ok to be down, but not so much fun.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Moobs - Nahh...I smacked it around a little before I left though.

Kat - tar. it comes from the natural tar sepege in the area...the beaches have big globs of tar all over the place. Isn't it disgusting?

7:27 PM  
Blogger kat said...

"HAVE Big Cock Please!" in TAR? somehow that is just so much wronger.

9:24 PM  

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