Dear Vatican Shitty
Vatican Urges Israel to Ban Jerusalem Gay Parade
Umm...yeah. Excuse me, Vatican? Hello? Yes, you...Hi there. Yeah, the last time I checked, you were the employer of quite a few child molesters and when the perpetrators were "caught"? You'd relocate them to a fresh new crop. So, I think that you might be thirsty for a big cup of shut-the-fuck-up.
Oh and one more thing, your new pope? Uh-huh, that one. Just for the record, he looks like he's evil, like maybe Satan sent him.
***Disclaimer*** I was raised Catholic, so if anyone is offended by my remarks toward the Vatican, I really don't care. Really...I don't.
And a quote that I heard a while back and don't know who to give credit to says; "God gave us religion, then the devil came along and organized it."
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 8:11 AM
8 Comments:
Amen to that!
"I was raised Catholic..."
I still am (Catholic that is) and I agree with you.
Apparently there are places that sell large quantities of "shut-the-fuck-up" because I've been hearing a lot of crap lately!!!
Right. On.
Carrie
Are you sure that it wasn't just because it clashed with the Vatican Gay Line Dancing Fall Shakedown?
Kevin! I've been saying that the new pope is evil ever since he was appointed. Seriously, did it come as any surprise to you that he was a member of the Hilter Youth Party? Because I totally could have guessed it. The guy has a perpetual creepy black smog over his face. I don't think he's even human.
PS. I'm glad I won't be alone in hell. Please bring me some cold water when you get there.
'you might be thirsty for a big cup of shut-the-fuck-up.'
Now that is a line, you know I am gonna use!
Every word, written with nothing but pure-dee 100 percent TRUTH!
Hear hear, mister-badass-I-so-want-to-be-like-you-when-I-grow-up!
*snickering at Moobs' comment*
Ah, hypocrisy. Keeping religion entertaining for the rest of us.
Jenn - I knew you'd agree. :)
Sven - See? I think that the Vatican gives Catholics a bad name.
Carrie - Yeah, I think that we should begin mass producing the stuff. HA!
Moobs - ha!! made me burst out laughing. I think that you may have something there.
Jenny - I'll bring some crackers too...maybe even some margaritas.
Awaiting - thanks, baby. and feel free to, the line covers a lot of ground, no?
Jess - SO TRUE! so true...
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